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03-23-2005, 05:26 PM | #1 |
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Have you ever noticed...?
A warm toilet seat and a vagina are a lot alike. They both feel nice, but you wonder who was there before you.
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Oh no you didn't
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LOL. I friend of mine said it today.
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that's fucking brilliant!
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Wow Colin, thanks for feeling the need to share that completely unsolicited opinion with us.
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Its the same way with guys cuz they whore around too I just love my low opinion of guys,lol.
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Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot Last edited by JulieCitySlicker : 03-23-2005 at 06:13 PM. |
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that made me laugh at that time at nite that i feel exhausted after 13 ours work. Colin....that comparison its true but a bit rude
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A warm pair of pants and a used condom are a lot alike. They both feel nice, but you wonder who was there before you.
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LOL....
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03-23-2005, 08:25 PM | #10 |
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You're such a dumbass.
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Noooooooooooooooooo But Thanks For Sharing
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I'll second that
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Is King X gona have to choke a bitch?
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Dont Choke This One i dont think your a dumb ass now a smart ass YES
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early nomination for weirdest thread of the year goes to.......lol
speaking of which notice how certain foods look like parts of the human body? bananas look like dicks and mussels look like vaginas lol. this reminds me of a great quote from kindergarten cop. "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina".
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