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For the geek in your life....
I can relate to these.....
You will need quick thinking to explain to your son that Fucking is a really big company in Japan. They make Fucking Computers, Fucking Fax Machines and all sorts of other wonderful electronic equipment. And they really pissed off your mom so don't mention it to her. Ants can lift up to 50 times their own weight. And your monitor is missing. Time to bring out the bugspray You'll realize you're spending too much time coding this week as you find yourself creating code common household chores in your head. While trash=full; empty() trash. <i>A good thing to remember when overclocking your computer is; "If the CPU is on fire, don't set the MHz any higher."</i> You should think twice about purchasing a glove-like input device. Despite what you've read on Slashdot, they've not yet been integrated with force-feedback technology, so your idea of full-immersion Pamela Anderson fantasy will have to wait for another day. Mullet Note: HAHA You'll realize you're gonna need a new hobby when you can't find any new files to download with Kazaa.
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Re: For the geek in your life....
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You'll realize you're gonna need a new hobby when you can't find any new files to download with Kazaa.
LMAO!
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uuhhh ...oooh k
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