My favorite new Bible story

Higher_Desire · 02-12-2004, 05:12 PM

Judges 3:16-17 & 20-23

But Ehud made him a dagger which had two edges, of a cubit length; and he did gird it under raiment upon his right thigh. And he brought the present unto Eglon king of Moab: and Eglon was a very fat man. And Ehud came unto him; and he was sitting in a summer parlour, which he had for himself alone. And Ehud said, I have a message from God unto thee. And he arose out of his seat. ANd Ehud put forth his left hand, and took the dagger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly: And the haft also went in after the blade, and the fat closed upon the blade, so that he could not draw the dagger out of his belly; and the dirt came out.

Isn't that funny. He was so fat.

H-D

Sincirr · 02-16-2004, 11:06 AM

you are a cack! lol

creedsister · 02-16-2004, 01:08 PM

{lmao}

Sincirr · 02-17-2004, 04:41 AM

I love the one about the sacred raisin loaf. That always makes me cack! I wanted to call a band that, hehe!

creedsister · 02-18-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Sincirr) I love the one about the sacred raisin loaf. That always makes me cack! I wanted to call a band that, hehe!

i just caught this post ummmmmmm I would not doubt It sincirr}] hahahaha its got a ring to it!!!

02-12-2004, 05:12 PM	#1
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	My favorite new Bible story Judges 3:16-17 & 20-23 But Ehud made him a dagger which had two edges, of a cubit length; and he did gird it under raiment upon his right thigh. And he brought the present unto Eglon king of Moab: and Eglon was a very fat man. And Ehud came unto him; and he was sitting in a summer parlour, which he had for himself alone. And Ehud said, I have a message from God unto thee. And he arose out of his seat. ANd Ehud put forth his left hand, and took the dagger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly: And the haft also went in after the blade, and the fat closed upon the blade, so that he could not draw the dagger out of his belly; and the dirt came out. Isn't that funny. He was so fat. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

02-16-2004, 01:08 PM	#3
creedsister USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,290 Joined: Oct 2003 Currently: Offline	{lmao} __________________ Hush child I,ll tell you why you have Loved Me when you were weak you have given me unselfishly Kept you From Falling Falling everywhere But Your Kness you set me free to live my life you become my Reason To Survive The Great Divide you Set Me Free Ooh Our Love Is Beautiful Ooh isn,t This Beautiful Child It Seems You Have Been My Everything

02-18-2004, 02:30 PM	#5
creedsister USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,290 Joined: Oct 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Sincirr) I love the one about the sacred raisin loaf. That always makes me cack! I wanted to call a band that, hehe! i just caught this post ummmmmmm I would not doubt It sincirr}] hahahaha its got a ring to it!!! __________________ Hush child I,ll tell you why you have Loved Me when you were weak you have given me unselfishly Kept you From Falling Falling everywhere But Your Kness you set me free to live my life you become my Reason To Survive The Great Divide you Set Me Free Ooh Our Love Is Beautiful Ooh isn,t This Beautiful Child It Seems You Have Been My Everything

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