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10-01-2003, 11:59 PM | #1 |
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Brain Exercises (just fun)
Are you mentally alert?
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you dont see the answers... Ok now relax, clear your mind and... begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer. "Bread" If you said "toast," then give up now and do something else. If you said, "bread," go to question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer. Cows drink water. If you said "milk" your brain is obviously stressed. If you said,"water" then proceed to question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? Answer. Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions???????? If you said "glass," then go to question 4. 4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politcally divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivours? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"? Answer. You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question. 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? Answer. One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question. 6. Without using a calculator- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer. Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!! Dont forget to posts your ressults if you want to! Lets just say i got 1 out of 6. I think i better start cutting back on drinking, oppps!! |
10-02-2003, 12:27 AM | #2 |
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those are some interesting questions
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10-02-2003, 04:14 AM | #3 |
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I was out on number 2 :lol: That was pretty cool, thanks for that
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Me too, Hayley. I said cows drink milk.:lol:
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10-02-2003, 11:16 AM | #5 |
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So did I, and I purposely made sure that after spelling silk 5 times I did NOT say silk in answer to the question. Then I hit myself in the had when I saw cows drink water. D'oh!!
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10-02-2003, 12:23 PM | #6 |
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yup, the milk got me too lol
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Actually, you guys aren't totally off, baby cows drink milk. The calves get milk for the few couple weeks after they are born until they are weaned to water.
Just an FYI. LOL |
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Yep the cow one got me too and I've even heard that one before!!!
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10-02-2003, 09:33 PM | #9 |
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LoL I think we all got stuck on the cow one!
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10-03-2003, 08:42 AM | #10 |
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I actually did it! I got up to six and then that was that!! My husband lost it at the greenhouse. He said green bricks!! :lol: That was funny!!
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I didnt get any of 'em right !!!!
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