Napoleon Dynamite - Page 2

Higher_Desire · 01-21-2005, 03:14 PM

Napoleon - You see that girl over there?
Pedro - Yes.
Napoleon - She came over to my house yesterday.
Pedro - Why?
Napoleon - I don't know. But she left all this crap on my porch. Do you dare me to go talk to her?
Pedro - Sure.
Napoleon - I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Anyway, I have all your stuff in my locker. You should probably come get it because I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

Napoleon - So you and Deb are going to the dance together.
Pedro - Yes.
Napoleon - Well no one's going to go with me now.
Pedro - Why?
Napoleon - Because I don't have any good skills.
Pedro - What do you mean?
Napoleon - You know, like numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Pedro - Well aren't you good at drawing, like, animals and warriors and stuff?
Napoleon - Yes. Probably the best that I know of.
Pedro - Well, you could draw a picture of the girl you want to take to the dance, and give it to her for like a present or something.
Napoleon - That's a pretty good idea.

H-D

Torn Daredevil · 01-21-2005, 03:28 PM

Haha.... not

I'm sorry, but that movie blows...

RMadd · 01-21-2005, 05:31 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Napoleon - I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Anyway, I have all your stuff in my locker. You should probably come get it because I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

THE greatest pickup line ever!

aussiecreeder · 01-21-2005, 06:22 PM

Whats this Napoleon Dynamite?

fluttergirl · 01-21-2005, 06:32 PM

Napoleon>You

aussiecreeder · 01-21-2005, 06:41 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by fluttergirl) Napoleon>You

well that is good to know but how bout a basic plot.......and i'm better than mr.french fry cause he's six foot under.

RMadd · 01-21-2005, 11:00 PM

uhh... basic plot... well, Napoleon's a dorky high schooler, prolly a junior or senior (11th/12th grade). and it's about how dorky he is, more or less. no real substantive plot. the great thing about it is that you can quote it (and paraphrase it) endlessly (as has been demostrated in this thread numerous times already)

fluttergirl · 01-22-2005, 01:13 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder) well that is good to know but how bout a basic plot.......and i'm better than mr.french fry cause he's six foot under.

french fry what?
im lost

RMadd · 01-22-2005, 02:00 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by fluttergirl) french fry what?
im lost

uhh... yeahhh.... i didn't get that either......

aussiecreeder · 01-22-2005, 02:21 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by fluttergirl) french fry what?
im lost

napoleon bonaparte.......so really funny movie with no plot? good mindless entertainment. sounds worth it but on DVD, probably not a cinema movie. is it new?

fluttergirl · 01-22-2005, 02:31 AM

lol, no nerd.....lol
Napoleon Dynamite>You
Not Napoleon Bonaparte....hahahaha

aussiecreeder · 01-22-2005, 02:37 AM

lol I didn't think that would go over everyone's head....but does the nerd look like a fat little french dude? Please say yes......lol.

fluttergirl · 01-22-2005, 02:45 AM

lol, i was calling YOU a nerd...Dynamite this tall, gawky, nerdy kid....lol
it wasnt oging over everyone's head, it was just this TOTAL subject change.....

RMadd · 01-22-2005, 10:18 AM

no, Napoleon Dynamite doesn't really look much like his much older, much shorter French dictator-counterpart. As for mindless entertainment, it is very much that. It's new within the past 6 months. I didn't see it in theaters, so I wouldn't know if it's better on DVD or on the silver screen. Prolly one of those instance where it doesn't really matter.

Wylde-Tremonti · 01-22-2005, 01:11 PM

You need to add "Other"

Because i think it's the STUPIDEST MOVIE EVER...But still kinda funny...

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01-21-2005, 03:14 PM	#16
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Napoleon - You see that girl over there? Pedro - Yes. Napoleon - She came over to my house yesterday. Pedro - Why? Napoleon - I don't know. But she left all this crap on my porch. Do you dare me to go talk to her? Pedro - Sure. Napoleon - I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Anyway, I have all your stuff in my locker. You should probably come get it because I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. Napoleon - So you and Deb are going to the dance together. Pedro - Yes. Napoleon - Well no one's going to go with me now. Pedro - Why? Napoleon - Because I don't have any good skills. Pedro - What do you mean? Napoleon - You know, like numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. Pedro - Well aren't you good at drawing, like, animals and warriors and stuff? Napoleon - Yes. Probably the best that I know of. Pedro - Well, you could draw a picture of the girl you want to take to the dance, and give it to her for like a present or something. Napoleon - That's a pretty good idea. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

01-21-2005, 05:31 PM	#18
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Napoleon - I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Anyway, I have all your stuff in my locker. You should probably come get it because I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. THE greatest pickup line ever! __________________

01-21-2005, 06:32 PM	#20
fluttergirl USER INFO » Status: Blue Collar Posts: 650 Joined: Sep 2004 Currently: Offline	Napoleon>You __________________ -Amber "A person should not believe in an "-ism," he should believe in himself." -Ferris Bueller

01-21-2005, 11:00 PM	#22
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	uhh... basic plot... well, Napoleon's a dorky high schooler, prolly a junior or senior (11th/12th grade). and it's about how dorky he is, more or less. no real substantive plot. the great thing about it is that you can quote it (and paraphrase it) endlessly (as has been demostrated in this thread numerous times already) __________________

01-21-2005, 03:28 PM	#17
Torn Daredevil USER INFO » Status: INK'ed Posts: 753 Joined: Apr 2004 Currently: Offline	Haha.... not I'm sorry, but that movie blows...

01-22-2005, 01:13 AM	#23
fluttergirl USER INFO » Status: Blue Collar Posts: 650 Joined: Sep 2004 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder) well that is good to know but how bout a basic plot.......and i'm better than mr.french fry cause he's six foot under. french fry what? im lost __________________ -Amber "A person should not believe in an "-ism," he should believe in himself." -Ferris Bueller

01-22-2005, 02:00 AM	#24
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by fluttergirl) french fry what? im lost uhh... yeahhh.... i didn't get that either...... __________________

01-22-2005, 02:31 AM	#26
fluttergirl USER INFO » Status: Blue Collar Posts: 650 Joined: Sep 2004 Currently: Offline	lol, no nerd.....lol Napoleon Dynamite>You Not Napoleon Bonaparte....hahahaha __________________ -Amber "A person should not believe in an "-ism," he should believe in himself." -Ferris Bueller

01-22-2005, 02:45 AM	#28
fluttergirl USER INFO » Status: Blue Collar Posts: 650 Joined: Sep 2004 Currently: Offline	lol, i was calling YOU a nerd...Dynamite this tall, gawky, nerdy kid....lol it wasnt oging over everyone's head, it was just this TOTAL subject change..... __________________ -Amber "A person should not believe in an "-ism," he should believe in himself." -Ferris Bueller

01-22-2005, 10:18 AM	#29
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	no, Napoleon Dynamite doesn't really look much like his much older, much shorter French dictator-counterpart. As for mindless entertainment, it is very much that. It's new within the past 6 months. I didn't see it in theaters, so I wouldn't know if it's better on DVD or on the silver screen. Prolly one of those instance where it doesn't really matter. __________________

01-22-2005, 01:11 PM	#30
Wylde-Tremonti USER INFO » Status: Said Eyes Posts: 4,357 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	You need to add "Other" Because i think it's the STUPIDEST MOVIE EVER...But still kinda funny... __________________ NOT OF THIS WORLD "See to it that no-one takes you captive through hollow and deceptive philosophy, which depends on human tradition and the basic principles of this world rather than on Christ." Colossians 2:8 My Solo Project's Myspace: Tongues Of Fire Jesus + Guitars = Life

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