What guys want. (Ladies, you should give this a once-over)

Higher_Desire · 09-23-2005, 06:51 PM

Read Carefully you may be tested in the future....

1. Tell him he's the hottest thing ever... us guys need our ego

2. After we take you out on a date and you guys see a "chick flick", say THANK YOU, go back to his place and watch Sports Center with him (if you watched The Notebook, he may need to go to an acctual sporting event to feel like a man again)

3. Don't talk about any ex-boyfriends... or any other guys period

4. If you guys are at a party... do your man a favor and go grab him a beer... that shows him you will give him the world (in a small 12oz. can)

5. If you catch your man looking at another girl... grab his crotch, kiss him, and let him know he doesn't even need that girl, you'll do things she never will!

6. Laugh at all his jokes and tell him hes the funniest shit ever

7. If some guy talks to you and he doesn't like it, let him be a hard ass, we like to know our women belong to us and only us and no other man will come in between that

8. Along with Rule seven... if you see a guy you know and your man doesn't... introduce your man to the little bitch so he knows who your man is!

9. Us guys love food and love to eat, surprise us by bringing him his food, your treat!

10. Sometimes guys worry that you're losing interest in the relationship, this is where the crotch-grab and kiss trick comes into play again, let him know you always want him!

11. If he is upset, do something nice for him... wear something sexy, bring over a funny movie and make love to him.

12. The final rule... if his or your friends ask, always respond "yeah... its huge"

H-D

aussiecreeder · 09-24-2005, 07:16 AM

LOL that was funny! if a dude is prepared to watch the notebook then he must seriously love that chick lol. i've never seen it ( i promise LOL) and i'm not exactly planning on it. i would probably see that romantic movie with kirsten dunst in it. one because kirsten is in it

and 2 watching anything tennis related has my interest.

creedsister · 09-24-2005, 12:10 PM

now dont tell me that neither ya one of ya,s did,nt Like The Freaking Notebook Because Im Not Buying It Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I Buy 10

crotch grabs can show how much we loves ya..dearly

metalchris25 · 05-18-2006, 05:01 AM

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-23-2005, 06:51 PM	#1
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	What guys want. (Ladies, you should give this a once-over) Read Carefully you may be tested in the future.... 1. Tell him he's the hottest thing ever... us guys need our ego 2. After we take you out on a date and you guys see a "chick flick", say THANK YOU, go back to his place and watch Sports Center with him (if you watched The Notebook, he may need to go to an acctual sporting event to feel like a man again) 3. Don't talk about any ex-boyfriends... or any other guys period 4. If you guys are at a party... do your man a favor and go grab him a beer... that shows him you will give him the world (in a small 12oz. can) 5. If you catch your man looking at another girl... grab his crotch, kiss him, and let him know he doesn't even need that girl, you'll do things she never will! 6. Laugh at all his jokes and tell him hes the funniest shit ever 7. If some guy talks to you and he doesn't like it, let him be a hard ass, we like to know our women belong to us and only us and no other man will come in between that 8. Along with Rule seven... if you see a guy you know and your man doesn't... introduce your man to the little bitch so he knows who your man is! 9. Us guys love food and love to eat, surprise us by bringing him his food, your treat! 10. Sometimes guys worry that you're losing interest in the relationship, this is where the crotch-grab and kiss trick comes into play again, let him know you always want him! 11. If he is upset, do something nice for him... wear something sexy, bring over a funny movie and make love to him. 12. The final rule... if his or your friends ask, always respond "yeah... its huge" H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

09-24-2005, 12:10 PM	#3
creedsister USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,290 Joined: Oct 2003 Currently: Offline	now dont tell me that neither ya one of ya,s did,nt Like The Freaking Notebook Because Im Not Buying It Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I Buy 10 crotch grabs can show how much we loves ya..dearly __________________ Hush child I,ll tell you why you have Loved Me when you were weak you have given me unselfishly Kept you From Falling Falling everywhere But Your Kness you set me free to live my life you become my Reason To Survive The Great Divide you Set Me Free Ooh Our Love Is Beautiful Ooh isn,t This Beautiful Child It Seems You Have Been My Everything

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