The "Inanimate Object" Name Game - Page 51

Higher_Desire · 11-12-2004, 01:10 AM

Lipstick stain on the new white shirt you wore to work when you were fooling around with your secretary in the break room while skipping out on a board meeting and telling your wife you were staying late at the office to finish your paperwork, meanwhile neglecting your four kids and missing their parent-teacher conferences so you could bang some fluzie on a tiled lenolium floor surrounded by filing cabinets and having to pay off a co-worker (who just so happens to be your daughter's boyfriend) who walked in on you and threatened to have you both fired for ruining all the doughnuts in what can only be described as "a ring toss game" and trying to use the toner cartridge from the photocopier as something it most definetly wasn't, so now your daughter's boyfriend will definetly be banging his hoe because of a little thing called blackmail he has on you even though he's already banged your wife and you're still able to make it home in time to watch Ken Jennings kick major ass on Jeopardy and eat cold leftovers for dinner.

H-D

RMadd · 11-12-2004, 04:45 PM

um.... yeah

reefer

Higher_Desire · 11-13-2004, 01:49 AM

LOL. You missed the joke. The inanimate object was only the lipstick stain. The rest was just describing it and how it got there. You should have started with "N".

Anyway, carrying on with what you have...

Relic

H-D

RMadd · 11-13-2004, 10:14 PM

ahhh shit, i don't care

corn starch baby powder

creedsister · 11-13-2004, 10:30 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) ahhh shit, i don't care

corn starch baby powder

Now thats not the way you play

I Can Brain Storm Spray Starch Flea Powder

Higher_Desire · 11-15-2004, 01:05 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) ahhh shit, i don't care

corn starch baby powder

LOL.

Quote: (Originally Posted by creedsister) Now thats not the way you play

I Can Brain Storm Spray Starch Flea Powder

Once again I find myself asking... what in the name of hell are you talking about??

Roofing Tile

H-D

RMadd · 11-15-2004, 02:21 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by creedsister) Now thats not the way you play

I Can Brain Storm Spray Starch Flea Powder

Creedsis: there's not a big enough

smilie to express my dumbfoundedness right now

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Roofing Tile

electric blanket

Higher_Desire · 11-15-2004, 04:30 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) Creedsis: there's not a big enough

smilie to express my dumbfoundedness right now

LOL.

(not enough of that to show how hard I'm laughing right now, either!!)

Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) electric blanket

Turnip

H-D

RMadd · 11-15-2004, 07:45 PM

porno flick

Higher_Desire · 11-16-2004, 04:00 PM

Kelp

H-D

RMadd · 11-16-2004, 05:06 PM

is kelp inanimate? i thought it was living

pasta sauce

Higher_Desire · 11-16-2004, 10:13 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) is kelp inanimate? i thought it was living

pasta sauce

Not after it's dead.

Erectile Tissues

H-D

RMadd · 11-16-2004, 10:37 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Not after it's dead.

sumbitch

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Erectile Tissues

H-D

Spam (the "meat", not junk email)

Higher_Desire · 11-17-2004, 01:01 AM

Map of Antartica

H-D

11-11-2004, 03:42 PM	#751
Chase USER INFO » Status: Wound Up Posts: 1,160 Joined: Oct 2004 Currently: Offline	Pill

11-12-2004, 01:10 AM	#752
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Lipstick stain on the new white shirt you wore to work when you were fooling around with your secretary in the break room while skipping out on a board meeting and telling your wife you were staying late at the office to finish your paperwork, meanwhile neglecting your four kids and missing their parent-teacher conferences so you could bang some fluzie on a tiled lenolium floor surrounded by filing cabinets and having to pay off a co-worker (who just so happens to be your daughter's boyfriend) who walked in on you and threatened to have you both fired for ruining all the doughnuts in what can only be described as "a ring toss game" and trying to use the toner cartridge from the photocopier as something it most definetly wasn't, so now your daughter's boyfriend will definetly be banging his hoe because of a little thing called blackmail he has on you even though he's already banged your wife and you're still able to make it home in time to watch Ken Jennings kick major ass on Jeopardy and eat cold leftovers for dinner. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

11-12-2004, 04:45 PM	#753
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	um.... yeah reefer __________________

11-13-2004, 01:49 AM	#754
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	LOL. You missed the joke. The inanimate object was only the lipstick stain. The rest was just describing it and how it got there. You should have started with "N". Anyway, carrying on with what you have... Relic H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

11-13-2004, 10:14 PM	#755
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	ahhh shit, i don't care corn starch baby powder __________________

11-13-2004, 10:30 PM	#756
creedsister USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,290 Joined: Oct 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) ahhh shit, i don't care corn starch baby powder Now thats not the way you play I Can Brain Storm Spray Starch Flea Powder __________________ Hush child I,ll tell you why you have Loved Me when you were weak you have given me unselfishly Kept you From Falling Falling everywhere But Your Kness you set me free to live my life you become my Reason To Survive The Great Divide you Set Me Free Ooh Our Love Is Beautiful Ooh isn,t This Beautiful Child It Seems You Have Been My Everything

11-15-2004, 01:05 AM	#757
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) ahhh shit, i don't care corn starch baby powder LOL. Quote: (Originally Posted by creedsister) Now thats not the way you play I Can Brain Storm Spray Starch Flea Powder Once again I find myself asking... what in the name of hell are you talking about?? Roofing Tile H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

11-15-2004, 02:21 AM	#758
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by creedsister) Now thats not the way you play I Can Brain Storm Spray Starch Flea Powder Creedsis: there's not a big enough smilie to express my dumbfoundedness right now Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Roofing Tile electric blanket __________________

11-15-2004, 04:30 PM	#759
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) Creedsis: there's not a big enough smilie to express my dumbfoundedness right now LOL. (not enough of that to show how hard I'm laughing right now, either!!) Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) electric blanket Turnip H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

11-15-2004, 07:45 PM	#760
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	porno flick __________________

11-16-2004, 04:00 PM	#761
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Kelp H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

11-16-2004, 05:06 PM	#762
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	is kelp inanimate? i thought it was living pasta sauce __________________

11-16-2004, 10:13 PM	#763
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) is kelp inanimate? i thought it was living pasta sauce Not after it's dead. Erectile Tissues H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

11-16-2004, 10:37 PM	#764
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Not after it's dead. sumbitch Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Erectile Tissues H-D Spam (the "meat", not junk email) __________________

11-17-2004, 01:01 AM	#765
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Map of Antartica H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

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