Michael Jackson.....

Creed_Defaultgirl · 04-20-2004, 07:28 PM

I'm also going to put a couple jokes about him at the end of the page, I don't want anyone to be mad at me, so if you think it would offend you, just please don't read them and then gripe at me. I'm going to say to anyone that does get offended, I did warn you not to read them. I just don't want people to get mad at me, hopefully you'll understand that.

I was reading the news page on the internet I have's home page, and it said that there were rumors that Michael Jackson took too many sleeping pills and killed himself, BUT it turned out not to be true. I think it's kinda funny that it all turned out to be untrue, but I guess his fans were freaked out at first!

I heard these on the radio station.........

1. What did the mother say to Michael Jackson on the beach???

2. Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Pennies??? (Not sure what the actual store they said in the joke.)

1. Get out of my son.

2. Boys pants were half off.

Higher_Desire · 04-21-2004, 12:53 AM

I found out something interesting... because of Janet Jackson's SuperBowl wardrobe malfunction, she is the only Jackson who does NOT scare little boys!

Haha. Seriously though, I do like Michael Jackson. Although, I'm probably too old for him.

H-D

RMadd · 04-21-2004, 01:34 AM

I despise Jacko. If you do too, watch South Park this Wednesday, 4/21/04 @ 10 pm eastern (9 central)... Jacko's gonna be hiding out in South Park!

TeriB19 · 04-21-2004, 12:17 PM

It really is a shame, he's an incredibly talented person. It's so sad that he's such a f**knut now. Back in the day he ruled, now he is just a joke. Really sad.

Higher_Desire · 04-21-2004, 05:19 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by BearFan) I despise Jacko. If you do too, watch South Park this Wednesday, 4/21/04 @ 10 pm eastern (9 central)... Jacko's gonna be hiding out in South Park!

AARRRRGGGHHHHHH! I don't get Comedy Central here. Hopefully it'll be on over the summer when I'm at home and get it. That sounds so funny. Like the last Christmas episode when they found out that Saddam Hussain was actually running Canada like the Wizard of Oz.

H-D

luvscott4ever · 04-21-2004, 06:36 PM

One word to describe MJ......................FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Trees of Wisdom · 04-21-2004, 07:45 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) I found out something interesting... because of Janet Jackson's SuperBowl wardrobe malfunction, she is the only Jackson who does NOT scare little boys!

Haha. Seriously though, I do like Michael Jackson. Although, I'm probably too old for him.

H-D

Actually, she probably scared little repressed boys like mormons or Jehova's witnesses.

Trees of Wisdom · 04-21-2004, 07:47 PM

I never liked Michael Jackson or his music. He is probably the only person I truly hate.

hayley · 04-21-2004, 08:18 PM

Those were pretty funny, I must admitt. Even though I do believe Jackson is innocent, I can still laugh at the jokes. How sad does that sound?

Lechium · 04-21-2004, 08:19 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by addicted2stapp) Those were pretty funny, I must admitt. Even though I do believe Jackson is innocent, I can still laugh at the jokes. How sad does that sound?

Waaaaaay of topic.
Nice avvy a2s.

hayley · 04-21-2004, 08:24 PM

Don't worry about being off topic it happens all the time as you have probably noticed

And thanks! Jon Toogood is awesome, do you listen to Pacifier? (And I'm hoping that wasn't a sarcastic post, heh)

Lechium · 04-21-2004, 08:48 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by addicted2stapp) Don't worry about being off topic it happens all the time as you have probably noticed

And thanks! Jon Toogood is awesome, do you listen to Pacifier? (And I'm hoping that wasn't a sarcastic post, heh)

Pacifier? dont think so... never heard of him
And you can keep your hopes about me not being sarcastic up... keep hoping... maybe you're right after all? who knows =)
p.s. no i was not sarcastic.

Creed_Defaultgirl · 04-21-2004, 09:25 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) I found out something interesting... because of Janet Jackson's SuperBowl wardrobe malfunction, she is the only Jackson who does NOT scare little boys!
H-D

Haha, that reminds me of one of the other DJ's on the Katt, right after that happened He was saying, WHY IS EVERYONE GRIPING ABOUT IT, IT'S ONE OF GOD'S BEAUTIFUL CREATIONS!!! It was pretty funny, mainly just because the way the dude said it!

hayley · 04-21-2004, 09:45 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Lechium) Pacifier? dont think so... never heard of him

Oh.

I said that because that's who it is in my avie, Jon Toogood, lead singer from Pacifier. (They are a New Zealand rock band that's probably why you haven't heard of them).

Quote: (Originally Posted by Lechium) And you can keep your hopes about me not being sarcastic up... keep hoping... maybe you're right after all? who knows =)
p.s. no i was not sarcastic.

You better not have been sarcastic...j/k. The avie is abit weird, it's a music video and he's holding a glass of milk

It's cool, though

Higher_Desire · 04-21-2004, 11:28 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Trees of Wisdom) Actually, she probably scared little repressed boys like mormons or Jehova's witnesses.

Huh?

H-D

04-20-2004, 07:28 PM	#1
Creed_Defaultgirl USER INFO » Status: INK'ed Posts: 903 Joined: Nov 2003 Currently: Offline	Michael Jackson..... I'm also going to put a couple jokes about him at the end of the page, I don't want anyone to be mad at me, so if you think it would offend you, just please don't read them and then gripe at me. I'm going to say to anyone that does get offended, I did warn you not to read them. I just don't want people to get mad at me, hopefully you'll understand that. I was reading the news page on the internet I have's home page, and it said that there were rumors that Michael Jackson took too many sleeping pills and killed himself, BUT it turned out not to be true. I think it's kinda funny that it all turned out to be untrue, but I guess his fans were freaked out at first! I heard these on the radio station......... 1. What did the mother say to Michael Jackson on the beach??? 2. Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Pennies??? (Not sure what the actual store they said in the joke.) 1. Get out of my son. 2. Boys pants were half off. __________________ "...My beaten heart is in your hands, What I really need is shelter, And a chance to relearn love, Teach me all over, All over to relearn love, Show me again, So I can relearn love, The comfort of your arms around me, Your tender hands caress my head, I lay beside you, I'm not worthy..." Relearn Love~Scott Stapp

04-21-2004, 12:53 AM	#2
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	I found out something interesting... because of Janet Jackson's SuperBowl wardrobe malfunction, she is the only Jackson who does NOT scare little boys! Haha. Seriously though, I do like Michael Jackson. Although, I'm probably too old for him. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

04-21-2004, 01:34 AM	#3
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	I despise Jacko. If you do too, watch South Park this Wednesday, 4/21/04 @ 10 pm eastern (9 central)... Jacko's gonna be hiding out in South Park! __________________

04-21-2004, 12:17 PM	#4
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,437 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	It really is a shame, he's an incredibly talented person. It's so sad that he's such a fknut now. Back in the day he ruled, now he is just a joke. Really sad. __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT:** It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

04-21-2004, 05:19 PM	#5
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by BearFan) I despise Jacko. If you do too, watch South Park this Wednesday, 4/21/04 @ 10 pm eastern (9 central)... Jacko's gonna be hiding out in South Park! AARRRRGGGHHHHHH! I don't get Comedy Central here. Hopefully it'll be on over the summer when I'm at home and get it. That sounds so funny. Like the last Christmas episode when they found out that Saddam Hussain was actually running Canada like the Wizard of Oz. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

04-21-2004, 07:45 PM	#7
Trees of Wisdom USER INFO » Status: Wound Up Posts: 1,106 Joined: Mar 2004 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) I found out something interesting... because of Janet Jackson's SuperBowl wardrobe malfunction, she is the only Jackson who does NOT scare little boys! Haha. Seriously though, I do like Michael Jackson. Although, I'm probably too old for him. H-D Actually, she probably scared little repressed boys like mormons or Jehova's witnesses. __________________ "It's all about the super jackpot." -Mark Tremonti

04-21-2004, 07:47 PM	#8
Trees of Wisdom USER INFO » Status: Wound Up Posts: 1,106 Joined: Mar 2004 Currently: Offline	I never liked Michael Jackson or his music. He is probably the only person I truly hate. __________________ "It's all about the super jackpot." -Mark Tremonti

04-21-2004, 08:19 PM	#10
Lechium USER INFO » Status: Bound and Tied Posts: 2,293 Joined: Feb 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by addicted2stapp) Those were pretty funny, I must admitt. Even though I do believe Jackson is innocent, I can still laugh at the jokes. How sad does that sound? Waaaaaay of topic. Nice avvy a2s. __________________ You bet I look good on the dance floor.

04-21-2004, 08:48 PM	#12
Lechium USER INFO » Status: Bound and Tied Posts: 2,293 Joined: Feb 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by addicted2stapp) Don't worry about being off topic it happens all the time as you have probably noticed And thanks! Jon Toogood is awesome, do you listen to Pacifier? (And I'm hoping that wasn't a sarcastic post, heh) Pacifier? dont think so... never heard of him And you can keep your hopes about me not being sarcastic up... keep hoping... maybe you're right after all? who knows =) p.s. no i was not sarcastic. __________________ You bet I look good on the dance floor.

04-21-2004, 09:25 PM	#13
Creed_Defaultgirl USER INFO » Status: INK'ed Posts: 903 Joined: Nov 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) I found out something interesting... because of Janet Jackson's SuperBowl wardrobe malfunction, she is the only Jackson who does NOT scare little boys! H-D Haha, that reminds me of one of the other DJ's on the Katt, right after that happened He was saying, WHY IS EVERYONE GRIPING ABOUT IT, IT'S ONE OF GOD'S BEAUTIFUL CREATIONS!!! It was pretty funny, mainly just because the way the dude said it! __________________ "...My beaten heart is in your hands, What I really need is shelter, And a chance to relearn love, Teach me all over, All over to relearn love, Show me again, So I can relearn love, The comfort of your arms around me, Your tender hands caress my head, I lay beside you, I'm not worthy..." Relearn Love~Scott Stapp

04-21-2004, 11:28 PM	#15
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Trees of Wisdom) Actually, she probably scared little repressed boys like mormons or Jehova's witnesses. Huh? H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

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