share a joke thread - Page 14

*no_fear* · 12-23-2006, 11:15 PM

ok what do you do when a blonde throughs a pin at you?

run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth!

what do yuo do when a blonde throughs a grenade at you?

take the pin out and through it back!

-Devin

HeavensOnFire · 12-31-2006, 07:30 PM

welcome Devin, i really dont get the punch line,

bilal · 01-02-2007, 01:42 PM

Latter from husband ( who is abroad ) to wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart
Your husband

Allen

============ ========= ========= =========

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses

Instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him
Some other items....... ....

5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart

metalchris25 · 01-04-2007, 05:54 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by *no_fear*) ok what do you do when a blonde throughs a pin at you?

run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth!

what do yuo do when a blonde throughs a grenade at you?

take the pin out and through it back!

-Devin

Nice! lol
Welcome to creedfeed by the way.

bilal · 01-14-2007, 05:24 PM

well, there's a lot of reasons
i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
and that's if you leave them in water
and they really only exist to be pretty
so that's like saying
"my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
but a potato!
potatos last for frikin ever, man
in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
that part alone makes it a good symbol
but there's more!
there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

12-23-2006, 11:15 PM	#196
no_fear USER INFO » Status: Illusion Posts: 11 Joined: Dec 2006 Currently: Offline	Re: share a joke thread ok what do you do when a blonde throughs a pin at you? run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth! what do yuo do when a blonde throughs a grenade at you? take the pin out and through it back! -Devin __________________ if you like fully fall in love with me im also a member of relient k message boards my sn is dev12692 look for me there!!!!

12-31-2006, 07:30 PM	#197
HeavensOnFire USER INFO » Status: Wound Up Posts: 1,070 Joined: Oct 2006 Currently: Offline	Re: share a joke thread welcome Devin, i really dont get the punch line, __________________ When NO One Else Can Understand Me When Everything I Do Is Wrong You Give Hope And Consolation You Give Me Strength To Carry On, And Your Always There To Lend A Hand In Everything I Do That The Wonder The WONDER Of You And When You Smile The World Is Brighter YOU Touch My Hand And Im Queen Your KISS To Me Is Worth A Fourtune Your Love For Me Is Everything I,ll Guess I,ll Never Know The Reason Why You Love As You Do Thats Just The Wonder The Wonder Of You

01-02-2007, 01:42 PM	#198
bilal USER INFO » Status: Said Eyes Posts: 4,615 Joined: Feb 2006 Currently: Offline	Re: share a joke thread Latter from husband ( who is abroad ) to wife Dear Sweetheart: I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband Allen ============ ========= ========= ========= His wife replied back after some days to her husband: Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details. 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses Instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items....... .... 5. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!! Your Sweet Heart __________________ ~~~AB-III~~~ You Should Never Come This Way To Test The Hands Of Fate You Don't Belong Here

01-14-2007, 05:24 PM	#200
bilal USER INFO » Status: Said Eyes Posts: 4,615 Joined: Feb 2006 Currently: Offline	Re: share a joke thread well, there's a lot of reasons i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks and that's if you leave them in water and they really only exist to be pretty so that's like saying "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance" but a potato! potatos last for frikin ever, man in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack that part alone makes it a good symbol but there's more! there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you" and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you" __________________ ~~~AB-III~~~ You Should Never Come This Way To Test The Hands Of Fate You Don't Belong Here

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