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decided a sing-along was necessary. They broke out the guitars and bongos and started playing an African-acoustic version of...
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One Last Breath, and then Hayley started sneezing and blew big boogers all over , she said, I'm soo sry
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go back to the store for some cold medicine just in case Hayley gave Scott the sniffles...
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Meanwhile, back in the parking lot, back from the melted cd pile was the undead corpse of Fred Durst, and he was breaking into GGG's bird. When they all got out of the store and saw him behind the wheel, they started....
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SCREAMING AND THROWING HUGE PILES OF ELEPHANT POOP AT HIM SAYING IN BETWEEN BREATHES OF SCREAMING..."COME BACK HERE YA OLD HAG GO FIND SOME REAL MEN!" and then..
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Durst broke into song...Standing atop the Bird's hood, he did an acapella version of What If, tears streaming down his face as he sang, What if your words could be judged like a crime...
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Fortunately, his voice WAS judged like a crime. A cop car had been driving around the parking lot, took one listen to Durst's excuse for a voice and threw his ass in the slammer. The gang hopped back into the Bird and proceeded to.....
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Celebrate another triumph over Durst by stopping at a country inn and dining on biscuits and tea, enthusiastically making the biscuits as limp as possible by drowning them in gravy and proclaiming that Durst's biscuit was the most limp of all...
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Then they proclaimed the Fred Durst was the limpest biscuit, therefore, he was the weakest link. And altogether they said:
Goodbye!
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After leaving the country inn, they decided to ...
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Hop a flight out to Northern California to see what Souldancer had been up to.
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As they approached Souldancer's door, they could hear her singing OLB and saw that she was glued to her computer screen, getting her Scott fix by watching the video to the song..Scott knocked on her door and when SD opened it and saw her man standing there, she....
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Flung her arms around his neck and covered his face with kisses. She said "Scott, you beautiful man, you. I knew this day would come, what took you so long, did you stop for biscuits or something?". Scott looked deeply into her eyes and replied..
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I'm certain we can make beautiful music together...
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BUT then hayley came round the corner, and said....ARE YOU TAKING MY MAN??? and sd screamed, no i'm not! and dear ol scotty boy said, "hey ladies, chill out for a second, here, please, i am not a one ladey man
" so sd and hayley and scott and all the others, went inside, and played a beautiful track off...
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