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12-31-2004, 03:06 AM | #31 |
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Ahaha. Yes. That oh so famous "study time" takes place.
Oh god, that has to be the funniest thing ever. My brother is 13 and just hitting puberty, he's starting to sound like some wind up record, it's so funny I love making fun of him ... muahaha. Watch it boy. lol
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12-31-2004, 03:11 AM | #32 |
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hehehe you are so cruel to your brother! considering you do come from NZ you can get him with a beauty. nanannanana *insert brothers name* i've got more chest hair than you! LMFAO why are so angry? hey guys be careful *lowers voice* its that time of the month again....
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12-31-2004, 03:16 AM | #33 |
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Yes, I am. But only when I really have to be. And I always kick his ass, time, after time after time. I don't know why he even botheres anymore
Ohhhhh. Ohhhh my gosh. That was very good, but also, very sad. CHEST HAIR. Ew. You're very good at being a professional smart ass. No actually not for another, hmmm, lets see 1.....2....3.....oh wait I'll spare you the details
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12-31-2004, 03:18 AM | #34 |
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*tries to get image of girl with chest hair out of head* aagghhh dammit what have i done?
if only i could make money out of being a smart-arse i would be rich!
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12-31-2004, 03:22 AM | #35 |
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Eeew. I'm getting paranoid. *Checks chest for any signs of hair* Phewf, I'm normal!!!!
I'm glad that won't be happening.
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12-31-2004, 03:23 AM | #36 |
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hey hayley what is that growing on the back of your hand? hahahaha made ya look! what you don't want me to be rich? no more trips to aussie beaches for you! lol
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12-31-2004, 03:28 AM | #37 |
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Stop ... I'm getting paranoid ...
Oh of course I want you to be rich, I just don't want you to be a smart ass! I'm sure you'll make enough money with your PIMP company hehe
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hahahaha being cruel is so fun! oh and its P.I.M.P to you....
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12-31-2004, 05:04 AM | #39 |
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Yes it is. Just wait, I'll have my revenge. Muahaha.
Wait, I'm your personal assistant so I shouldn't have to call you anything special. Do you want me to make buisness cards and send them out sir? LOL
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yeah that would be great and remember p.i.m.p men's gallery is seedy so the seedier the better!
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I recently bought a crystal ball from the home shopping channel for $6.95 (plus $39.95 for postage, handling and insurance) and remarkably it has told me in detail what will occur when we see U2.....quite amazing really. Because the ball told me so much I've had to break this up in three parts. Reader beware this is an accurate portrayl of future events and is simply not Aussie making stuff up!
Part 1 Landing at the Airport Hayley lands at Tullamarine (Melbourne) Airport at 7:01 PM Melbourne time on the 27th of November about 48 hours prior to the big concert. Michael (Aussie) is wearing a large sign saying "Scott Stapp had my baby" so Hayley can find him. Hayley:Hi Michael great to finally meet ya after all this time. How are things? Michael:Really good and you're looking great, but what is that on your arms? Hayley:No sheep jokes from you busta......and you're looking alright yourself. Michael:I'll be on my best behaviour......and of course i'm looking good. I am Fabio the most beautiful man in the cosmos......including the black holes. *Both laugh hysterically* Hayley:I left the airport at 7:01 in NZ and because of the time difference I haven't lost any time. Preddy cool hey? Michael:*mumbles under breath* Horses eat hay Hayley:What was that? Michael:Oh I said fascinating Hayley:Oh okay...... Michael:You're my guest and you must be starving so let me shout you dinner, I do insist. Hayley:Cool where do you want to go? *thinks to self* He better not take me to the steakhouse, I think i'll die in there. Michael:There is a good Italian restaurant down the road They walk to "Florentinos" Michael:Waiter i'll have a main raviolli and a bourbon and coke and a Fosters. Vegeterian? Hayley:Of course *smiles* Lasagne....meat....Fettucine.....meat ah Vegeterian Lasagne. Wait a sec may contain traces of meat? You've got to be frickin kidding me. *Michael winks at waiter owner of restaurant who he has known for years* Waiter:I'm not sure what the problem is.....I'll make sure there is no meat in your meal. Hayley: Thank you, Michael aren't they're any good vegeterian restaurants in Melbourne? Michael: Good and vegeterian isn't that like military intelligence or smart kiwi? Hayley: *laughs* Watch it pal...... Time passes and they finish their meals and the bill is paid Hayley: You promised me a day at one of Ozy's great beaches tomorrow, make sure you pick me up reasonably early. Michael:I'll pick you up about 10..... Michael drops Hayley off at her motel and drives home The next instalment "A Day at the Beach"........
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12-31-2004, 11:37 PM | #42 |
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LMFAO that was awesome!!
LOL nooo you're going to be looking at my arms the whole time!!!! God, that was funny .... And by the way, you do know I won't be talking anything other than U2 because I will be too frickin excited lol
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Glad you enjoyed that but that is the only beginning of what my crystal ball revealed. Now sit back in your seats cause here is part 2 "A Day at the Beach".
Hayley:Thanks heaps for this, you don't know how long I've waited to sit on an Ozy beach. Michael: Don't mention it and the weather is great. There is not a cloud in the sky and a hot northern wind. Hayley:Ohhhh baby nice butt..... Michael:Thanks Hayley:Not you stupid that guy over there. Michael:Really I don't need to know..... Hayley:You're just jealous *saids with sheepish grin* Michael:Ah shut up I'm going for a swim, are you going to come in? Hayley:I will soon but I travelled all this way for a tan and I'm going to get one. A Long awkward silence occurs Michael:There wouldn't be a third reason? Hayley:*In sarcastic tone* Oh yeah and to see you....I guess. Happy? About half an hour goes by and Michael is getting really bored out there in the water. Michael:Come on you've being lying on that towel for half an hour. Come on the water is great. Hayley:Just 10 more minutes Michael:Well if you're going to stay out here you may as well give me that massage you owe me. Can you give me a full body massage? I did a hammy playing darts last night. Hayley:Sure but just don't get any funny ideas. Michael:Me? Never.....*laughs* Hayley:How's that? Michael:Oh great hands of gold......but just one complaint. Would you mind not focusing on the buttocks so much? Hayley:Hey you're the one who said your lower back and legs were really sore.....Hey how could you hurt your legs and back playing darts? Michael:*Laughs while rolling around sand in fit of laughter* You kiwis catch on quick don't ya? After a four hour stay at this pristine beach Hayley spends a total of 15 minutes in the water and Michael goes home as red as baboon's butt. Hayley:You also promised you'ld also take me shopping, I've got to pick up an outfight for the big concert tomorrow night. Michael: Do I have to? Hayley:A promise is a promise....*evil laugh* Michael again drives her home and Hayley spends 2 hours in the bathroom getting ready to go shopping of all activities while Michael is bored out of his brains to such an extent he starts playing solitaire on the computer. Well that is it for another exicting episode and stay tuned cause Episode 3 "A Man's Worst Nightmare: A Shopping Centre" will come up next.
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01-02-2005, 12:10 AM | #44 |
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You're such a legend lol
LOL!! Focusing on the buttocks Dude seriously this is awesome, lol you have such an imagination Can't wait for the next one! Hahaha
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It didn't come out enough in childhood and now you must suffer.....oh I mean laugh at the madness! lol Are you ready for Part 3? Hang on cause its coming in the next few minutes......
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