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11-24-2004, 08:59 PM | #1 |
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I now wish to be addressed as...
Reverend Colin or Reverend H-D.
This is no joke. I have recieved ordination as a Minister with Universal Ministries. I now have the authority to leagally marry couples until death, baptize, start my own church, preside over religious gatherings and funerals, and even grant full pardons from sin. That and more. I can do it all. And yes, I have a certificate. May God be with you. Reverend H-D
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You'll pardon the expression, but HOLY SHIT!!! Bless ya, Rev!
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11-25-2004, 11:08 AM | #3 |
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You are forgiven, my child. May peace be with you. For now in a litteral sense, my shit is holy, as I am.
H-D
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11-25-2004, 01:49 PM | #4 |
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Now why did you do this?
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Rock on
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11-25-2004, 03:54 PM | #6 |
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My Lord, My Sir, My Majestry, My Master, My King, My God (well, that's Tobyn), My Everything......
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11-25-2004, 06:18 PM | #7 |
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An LDS Reverand? That's plumb crazy.
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Me and some friends were bored, so we found a website where you can get ordained for free.
LOL. It's not like I'm ever going to use it. I'm still devout to my traditions. Don't worry. H-D
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Isn't that a good reason to become a religious figure? I'm surprised noone here cares that someone got status like yours just for the fuck of it.
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lol. Honestly, I highly doubt the validity of my ordination. I mean, it was free and online for goodness sake! I don't even have a real certificate (you have to buy them). I have a generic one printed from the website where I had to type my own and ordination date in. It's not like I'm ever going to use it. It's probably some crazy scheme baked up by some homo child molesters during free time at the county jail. It truly means nothing to me.
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I think people in general are numb to things done for the fuck of it.
Anyway, one of my friends did it in Pa., but I think it was somehow related to the Quakers, though I'm not sure. She presided over a couple of her friends' weddings last year.
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Dammit, you edited your post before I could say something! Not fair, not fair at all.
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Muwahahahahahaha......Right after I hit submit, I was like, ooops, that didn't sound right, hehehe.
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I was going to be all over it like white on rice...
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I think people are numb to things of that importance done over the internet.
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