Santana: "so I heard you're forming a new band"
Stapp: "oh, yeah.... I think!"
Santana: "I was thinking of inviting you to sing a song in my next album"
Stapp: "oh, I can't sing love songs... I still have much more important issues to sing... but I really could use a new guitarist"
Santana: "yeah, how about we reinvent rock with you being inspired by Doors and Led, we add a touch of Latin references and a bit of hip-hop bass lines?"
Stapp:"Sure! Let's make a jam session at my place and we'll see how things work"
Santana:"ok, consider it done! I'll be there"
Stapp:"Great! Let me just grab a bottle to perform dramatically, pick a fight over there and we're ready to go"
Santana:"Shamannnnnnnntastic! I'll meet you in the left exit. Go get Ashanti"
Stapp: "oh, sure! I can't forget him. thanks!!! Let's feel the sex in your guitars!!!"
And both go their own directions...
I dunno what happened after that.
hehehehehe sorry! couldn't help making some fun!!! Don't be mad at me Stapp (and 'ers), I'm just kidding!
