LOL. That's awesome.
Have you ever heard the joke that says women came first?
When God created Eve, he originally gave her three boobs. One day, she asked God why he gave her three, and that only two were necessary. So, God removed the center boob and threw in off into a bush somewhere. Later, she asked God to make her a man so she wouldn't be so bored. To that, God said, "OK. Now where did I put that useless boob."
(Think about it. You'll get it.)
H-D