[fluttergirl]

pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel in his pants
bartender sees it, but doesnt say anything, figuring the pirate would be a little sensitive, and well, he has a sword.....
pirate walks up to the bar, sits down, orders a beer, starts up a conversation with the barkeep
after a few pints, the keep figures its ok to ask, and says, "so, uh, why do you have a ships steering wheel in your pants?"
pirate looks down and sighs heavily, and says, arrrrrgh, its driven me nuts



corny?
yes
cheesy?
yes
definitely made me snort though, so...lol....