[aussiecreeder]

Okay silly one to kick things off but its funny........

A duck walks into a bar and walks up to the barman. The barman asks the duck if he can do something for him. The duck saids "Got some water"? Barman replies "No we don't have any water". The duck asks "Got any water"? Barman saids "No we don't have any water". Duck asks again "Do you have any water"? Barman replies "Look mate I already told we don't have any water." Duck asks "Mate got any water?". The guy at the bar by now is getting angry and he saids "Mate I've friggin told ya I don't have any water, so if you're not going to buy something piss off.". The duck asks "Got any water." The dude at the bar is getting really pissed by this point so he saids "Look buddy if you ask me that one more time I'm going to smash some glass over your head and rip your beak out." The duck asks "Got any glass"? The barman calmy replies "No". The duck asks "Got any water"?