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Hey, yesterday I had a huge presentation at work. It was so big that we had to do it at the United Center. Unfortunately, I got drunk right before the presentation and couldn't even stand up for it. All of the people at the presentation were pissed at me and I lost my job.
Don't these people understand that I'm just a human being and we all make mistakes? I mean it's not like other people haven't given presentations drunk before.
On second thought, I guess I was getting paid to give that presentation and I probably should have waited until after it was over to drink. Maybe I should have apologized to those people too ... instead I told them that they experienced the most unique presentation I'd ever given. I thought they'd be happy to hear that but I was wrong. I guess I just didn't do what I was paid to do and therefore shouldn't get paid for that speech.
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