okay i've brought back this thread cause i got an idea.....
The names, characters and places in this story are completely real. Any resemblance to any name, person, character or place is totally deliberate and based on real people. The writers of this story totally ripped off other people's lives (with a hint of exaggeration) and produced this pile of steaming crap.
In the beginning God created.......no thats not it
Once upon a time in a land far, far away there lived a giant........no thats not it
Oh I know.....
4 years after this trip Michael made a terrible decision and proposed and even worse Hayley accepted! A couple of years later they fell pregnant and the world would face little Michael and Hayley's walking around. Oh the horror......
We join the story as Hayley is giving birth......
Hayley: Ah Michael hold my hand it really hurts
Michael: You're not going to hit me are ya?
Hayley: Why would I hit ya?
Michael: Hmmmm well when it really starts hurting.....no low blows!
Doctor: Okay Hayley I'm just going to be inspecting the birth canal and make sure there is a clear passage for the little tacker
Hayley: *uncomfortably* Okay sure doc
Michael: Hey!!! You get out of your head away from there Doc! She's mine....you find your own woman!
Hayley: *embarassed* Michael he's making sure Kyan has a safe passage through!
Michael: *embarassed* Oh.....but I thought we agreed the child would be named Bob!
Hayley: No child of mine is going to be called Bob....its a hideous name!
Michael: hehe I know I was just fooling.....
Hayley: Hey no joking around....I'm in pain here...careful or I'll give you a low blow! *laughs*
Doctor: Okay Hayley the contractions will be coming thick and fast now, just breathe and everything will be fine.
Hayley: Fine!? Fine!!! Soon a baby's head will be coming out from that little hole! Does that sound fine to you?
Michael: Hayley please don't talk to him like that, he's doing his best!
Hayley: Don't you start with me!!!
Doctor: Its okay.....this is perfectly normal! She's a lot better than most actually.
Michael: *whispers* I'ld hate to see the worst....
Hayley: *Hits Michael and gives him a corkie in the thigh* I heard that!
Michael: Aaaaagghhh! That hurt!
Hayley: Good! Now you can be in pain like me!
Doctor: Okay Hayley now I need you to spread your legs to give the baby some room as it comes out.
Michael: *Hayley doesn't move* Hayley didn't you hear what he said?
Hayley: Yeah I heard what he said.....I did spread my legs and look what you did to me you heartless bastard!
Michael: *goes quiet*
Doctor: Its okay Michael.....she doesn't mean anything she saids right now. After this she'll be normal again.
Michael: *whispers* This is normal.....
Hayley: *hits Michael again* I heard that too!
Michael: Damn! You're like a school-teacher....you hear everything!
Hayley: *evil laugh*
Doctor: Okay there is going to be a bit of blood. Michael do you want to wait outside?
Michael: No worries doc......I'm staying here!
Doctor: Okay
Doctor: Push....breathe....push push push.....congralations a healthy baby boy!
Michael: Ugh look at all the blood! *faints*
*10 minutes later* Ah where am I?
Doctor: You're in a hospital, you saw a bit of blood and you fainted!
Hayley: *laughs hysterically at Michael*
Michael: *embarassed* Its not funny.......
Hayley: Yeah it is! *laughs again*
Doctor: Everything is fine Michael.....both boys are fine!
Michael: Both? You mean more than one? *faints again*
Hayley: Again?
About 20 minutes passes
Doctor: They're both beautiful boys and the second has being named Brody
Michael: With a y?
Hayley: Of course otherwise its a girl's name....
Michael: But.....but I like it with ie.....
Hayley: Hey I was the one in pain there doing all the work so its y!
Michael: Fine!
The End......