That was the last World Cup. A lot has changed since then - especially Ronaldo's weight.
Does any aeroplane accommodate a man of his size?
Is any toothbrush adequately proportioned to clean his teeth?
If you progress to the second round (and you will) you will probably play either Czech Republic or....Italy. If you play Italy - you will lose!!
Hush now darling
Don't you cry
Every little thing's gonna be alright
Hush little child you will be OK
When David Beckham lifts the Jules Rimet
Sublime
Sublime