Hey, no laxatives! Well, between my trips to the restroom, I put the DDT all over your thumb! Finger-slams, and bone-crushers! All the while, "Metalingus" is playing in the background, and we have our damsel watching in disbelief....as the can is opened on you! muahahaha!! :P Just kidding. I'm sure we're all just sitting around, having a good time. I just hope I kiss her first
