[hayley]

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder)

mum that girl with the furry arms just won't leave me alone!

Hey! It's the molting time of the year, I've hardly got any! Ehehe

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder)

age 6:hey mum why does leanne have to come over? girls are so boring what with their barbie dolls and everything.
age 16:hey mum leanne is coming over to study *thinks to self well we are studying......biology lol* did i just say that outloud?

That's true, it's weird isn't it. lol.

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder)

An Aussie journalist was in New Zealand doing stories where he saw a Kiwi farmer doing unnatural things with a sheep. He approached the Kiwi and firstly asked, "What sort of sheep is that?" He scribbled down the farmer's reply - "a Merino". The next question was, "Do you shear them?" The farmer replied hastily, "No! Go and find yer own!" (You'll need to know how a Kiwi's accent sounds to appreciate this joke!)

hahahahhahaha

Ohhhh. That's good, that's very good. I'm proud to say that I am not a farmer ... mind you, I did live on a farm once ... EEEW I always wondered what that man was doing behind the shed!! LMFAO just kidding of course lol.

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder)

and a women's joke for good measure lol....

Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

You're bad. Very bad. No comment on that one. *laughs hystericly in secret*