[hayley]

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder)

Taxi Driver: Where would you like to go?
Michael: The airport thanks buddy
Taxi Driver: *blank stare*
Michael: The airport mate, surely you know how to get to the airport
Taxi Driver: *blank stare*
Michael: Where the planes leave *sticks arms out and makes jet engine noise*
Taxi Driver: Me not speak the english

Can I just say I found that so bloody funny because it's true around here, the taxi drivers are shocking!!

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder)

Michael: Actually I'm getting off at New Zealand
Betty: Really its got great scenery but just between you and me the people are a little strange.

Hey! That Betty girl better watch her mouth!

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder)

Kiwi Air Hostess: Its a preddy good day hey? Having a good time hey? On today's flight we'll be serving fush and chups at sex o'clock. *she walks to back of plane away from Michael and old ladies*
Betty: See I told ya, they are deviant people always talking about sex. What does sex have to do with fish? Poor sheep.....
Michael: *laughs*

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder)

The remainder of the flight is uneventful and the story will begin next time as Michael is picked up after getting a bus from Auckland to Wellington.

LOL a bus?! Oh you poor thing, that's a long way ... lol

These are so good I think I'll print them out LOL