[hayley]

LMAO

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder)

I can teach you things that will drive you crazy.

Oh that's gross. Really gross. LOL.

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder)

Mary jumps on top of him and starts tearing off her clothes like a possessed animal revealing chest hair that he could only dream of possessing. The stink from those armpits causes the taxi driver to pass out and the car starts moving across the road and falls into a ditch. The driver put down a screen for "privacy" that is sound proof and now Michael is traped with this hideous monster.

LOL

Oh man you're so great. Well done. My favourites would have probably had to be the shopping experiance, and when you met my parents. So funny ...