A man and woman were driving down a highway when they noticed a cop behind them with his lights on and pulled over...
When the officer approached, he asked the driver if he knew why he was being pulled over.
Man: "I have no idea, I wasn't speeding or anything..."
Woman: "Don't lie honey, you know you always drive over the speed limit."
Man: "Shut up bitch, you trying to get me in trouble?"
The cop proceeds to fill out a ticket for speeding...
Then the cop inquires why the man is not wearing his seat belt...
Man: "I took it off when you pulled me over to reach my registration in my glove box."
Woman: "Don't lie honey, you know you never wear your seat belt."
Man: Damn it bitch, what are you doing?"
The cop proceeds to write a ticket for not being buckled up...
The cop calmly walks around to the passenger side of the car and taps on the window, motioning for the woman to roll it down...
Cop: "You know you don't have to take that verbal abuse from your husband..."
Woman: "Oh don't worry, he only talks to me like that when he's been drinking."
Have a safe and fun weekend gang!!!
Heaven
