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ok what do you do when a blonde throughs a pin at you?











run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth!


what do yuo do when a blonde throughs a grenade at you?











take the pin out and through it back!


-Devin

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:) welcome Devin, i really dont get the punch line,

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Latter from husband ( who is abroad ) to wife


Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart
Your husband

Allen

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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:


Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses

Instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him
Some other items....... ....

5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can complete the month using this balance.



Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!





Your Sweet Heart

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Nice! lol
Welcome to creedfeed by the way.

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well, there's a lot of reasons
i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
and that's if you leave them in water
and they really only exist to be pretty
so that's like saying
"my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
but a potato!
potatos last for frikin ever, man
in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
that part alone makes it a good symbol
but there's more!
there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"