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Michael has just got back from hell on earth (Wellington) and he's glad to be back in a country that knows real football and where the women aren't 6 foot 2 and have goatees and moustaches. He would be glad if her never sees Hayley's Aunt.Mary ever again. He gets off the plane and has half an hour to wait for a taxi and so he gets something to eat in the airport food court. He is minding his own business when he gets a tap on the shoulder.
*Michael turns around in shock and someone touches his shoulder and sees a big pair of hands. He figures it must be a big and burly security guard and he did sneak some apples on to the plane. Michael: Mary what are you doing here? Mary: Well a woman of my age knows when a man is giving a signal and I had to follow true love. Michael: Signal? True love? Mary we were playing rugby and I was trying to run around you and you knocked me out? Mary: Its quiet alright don't be shy. Hayley is a sweet girl but an older woman like me has experience if you know what I mean. Hayley's Uncle Tom if he was around....bless his soul could tell you stories. I can teach you things that will drive you crazy. Michael: Ummm I really have to go, my taxi is waiting for me outside. Mary: I'm heading out that way to visit a relative, do you mind if I come? Michael: Ummm...Ummm yeah okay. The trip goes quietly and Michael is enjoying that until a hand comes upon his thigh from none other than Aunt.Mary. Michael: Uh what are you doing? Mary: We're both adults there is no need to feel so awkward. You can't fight love Michael. Us New Zealanders know how to please a man. Michael: A man or a sheep? *awkward laugh* Mary: Please don't offend my country, just relax. Michael: Really I would rather not, perhaps it would be better If I got another taxi. Taxi Driver: Is everything alright back there? Mary: Yes driver everything is fine....very fine. Okay I've come all this way but I can see your not interested. Can I at least have one kiss? Michael: *Recalls her deep voice, sees that she hasen't shaved in a couple of days, he thinks its like kissing a man. If I don't all hell could break loose here and she'll probably beat me to a bloody pulp.* Okay just one and then can we just leave eachother alone? Mary jumps on top of him and starts tearing off her clothes like a possessed animal revealing chest hair that he could only dream of possessing. The stink from those armpits causes the taxi driver to pass out and the car starts moving across the road and falls into a ditch. The driver put down a screen for "privacy" that is sound proof and now Michael is traped with this hideous monster. |
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Oh man you're so great. :D Well done. :D My favourites would have probably had to be the shopping experiance, and when you met my parents. :p So funny ... |
Woah look what I found! :D
I have done something really good, heh. I have taken all of our chatting from most of the productive threads which we have been talking steadily in, and brought them to this thread which I think we should keep alive for the sake of everyone. :p Which suprisingly, is not that very many threads, LOL but we just talk alot in a few of them! :laugh: Anyhow .... feel free to reply when you're ready :p |
From the ‘19 year old guy needs woman advice!’ thread
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From the ‘left or right?’ thread
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No no that’s not right, it’s de ne ne ne ne naw …. Get it right …. LOL jk hehe From the ‘Random “who cares?” thoughts’ Thread
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Hey yeah, those singlet’s are pretty cool! How about a wet-t competition! LMAO!! Quote:
Ehehe. It was quite funny at the work party that we had lastnight, I had to get a guy that was working there to go and get my beer. :p And then they were all kidding around and telling me that I shouldn’t be drinking beer because I was underage! :laugh: I only had a few which was nice. But oh man, do my colleagues get drunk easily! LOL. |
oh this thread is back! so here we're allowed to act like a pair of hormone driven teenagers? :laugh: okay so i'm not technically not a teenager but i don't look a day over nineteen. besides your only as old you feel......hehe
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Once upon a time in a land far, far away lived a boy named Romeo and a girl named Juliet........................Romeo and Juliet kill themselves! The End....... LOL Quote:
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Okay Sleeping Beauty (thats you) has nasty spell cast on her and Prince Charming (thats me hehe) sets her free with a kiss! LOL The end...... Quote:
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