The story thread
 

ok,i'll start with something and you'll go on...

Last night I had a dream...........

I was driving in my car with the radio on when suddenly.......

this big FAT guy with a pot belly jumped out in front of my car, and screamed at me....

Had to stop, lest I ruin my car. He comes to my window. At first, I'm ready to floor it, thinking this cook is some kind of deranged lunatic. But, just before I can speed off, I notice a couple of tickets in his hand. Curious, I take a closer look through my window and...

this strip bar where I could see Pamala Anderson doing it to Joanna Jo Lee. It was so much fun. Then Pamala saw me and we went back to her car and then Kid Rock approch then...

I threw up from reading Scutley's post. So I snapped out of that dream and really looked at the tickets. They were backstage passes to Creed's show in Ft Wayne, In. How about that?

;) that's better.
So i looked through my wardrobe to decide what i was going to wear, (i have to look good for Mr. Stapp!!!!;) )and was horrified when i saw....

That my lil 10 year old bratty brother had gotten into my closet and burned all my clothes...:mad: now I have nuffen to wear butt...:eek:

his clothes. Now, I know they're only 10-year old clothes and they'll be tight, but that's ok. It'll turn Mr. Stapp on. Oh, wait, I'm a guy. Oh, yeah. Woe, what a weird dream this is.

ha ha.;)
so i go into his room, look in his closest, and found a tight mini-skirt....a real pretty one that's all sparkley:D BUT WAIT, WHY DOES MY BRO HAVE A MINI-SKIRT?? i look down on the ground, and find a bra, and a thong!!!!;) OMG!!!! i go to find him, to ask him what the hell is going on, and see him in my room......

And I ask him, what da hell are you doing with a bra, and a thong in your room? Uh, uh, it's... then my 15 year old friend Mandy popped her head out from under my bed, and said...:P

That thong and those panties make your brother look fat.

having a beer with Mark Tremonti.

:confused:

Yeah, the little punk was having a beer with Mark.

:confused: Was he freaken dressed or wearing his sisters freaken THONG!!!!:P :D :D :D :eek:

I don't know, but they were drinking some freakin beer, and Mark asks me, "How would you like to dance on stage during the show tonight? We need some extra singer/dancers.'

Oh freaken bitchen!!! And I'm wearing this awsome thong, ya wanna see it, Mark?:D And Mark said, sure only if you let me...

teach you how to play guitar.

But I already know how to play da guitar, any other interesting ideas?:confused:

teach me to pole dance????
if i teach u that, then i will surley come on stage and dance wif ya, but only if you pole dance with me.:D

"but that was anothe rstupid idea" thought Mark and decided to call at Siana'a house and ask her out
:D

And he did!!! And Siana put on her Sexiest short black mini skirt..heh!;) and see through top,:P ...and grabbed one of her red polka dot thongs for Mark to wear, cuz he asked her if she had one he could borrow!...:eek: :eek: then ran out da door...

Then the phone rang and woke me up.

hmmmmmm:(

I quickly blew the caller off when I looked over to the other side of my bed and saw Scott lying there wearing nothing but a smile.

Then I asked Scotty, if he was ready for round two, or if he needed a couple of more "Minutes"..:D He smiled and said, Im ready Teri, come and....

..gimme some of that good Irish loving. So I rolled over to his side of the bed when I suddenly realized...

my husband slash boyfriend was standing right there...watching! and he...

said, "Hey, Scott, what are ya doing, man? we have to go practice for our show tonight". And Scott said "oh, okay Mark, just let me get my pants back on".... Then Mark.......

strapped on his customized awesomely cool guitar and started tearin up this AWESOME solo and then...

(Damnit Teri, yer is lucky, married to Mark, and a banging Scotty!!):P Whee!!!!

Just wait, Flip is due here shortly!!

Dang.....Snap!!! I always wanted a "Train ride" Can I join in?! heheh!!:P :D :eek: :eek:

I'll send them all over when I'm finished with them. (they may need a few hours to build back up their strength) This IS quite a story thread, isn't it? Quite an imagination I have.

weeeeeee!! YEEEEE HA!!!!!!!!

Then Scott, Mark and Flip all went over to Dogstar's house, where she was kind enough to make them lunch and.....

and dessert!

And I'm not talking cookies or cake...:D

My girl dogstar was really cooking that day..........;)