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the big questions of life thread
no this thread will not answer what came first the chicken or the egg? neither will it tell if God is dead. instead there are much bigger questions......
1.Why does Iceland have a mild climate while Greenland is covered with ice and makes Alaska look like Florida? 2.Did Adam and Eve have navals? 3.Why does Adam cop all the blame for the first sin? Wasen't his wife who did it first? Is it all part of a feminist conspiracy to get rid of men forever? :eek: 4.If Adam went fishing instead of talking to his wife would the world be a better place? 5.Why do women go to the toilet in pairs? 6.Why do they go shopping and not buy anything? 7.Why won't Lindsay Lohan return my calls, emails or agree to go on that date? |
Why does life suck?
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1.Why does Iceland have a mild climate while Greenland is covered with ice and makes Alaska look like Florida?
A- when danish settelers came to greenland and found it was a frozen world, they knew noone would want to come to it so they gave it a nice green name, tricking settelers into thinking it was green and warm, the people who founded iceland were just honest in their naming, 2.Did Adam and Eve have navals? -No 3.Why does Adam cop all the blame for the first sin? Wasen't his wife who did it first? Is it all part of a feminist conspiracy to get rid of men forever? :eek: No he took the apple, eve was buisy cleaning the dishes 4.If Adam went fishing instead of talking to his wife would the world be a better place? Yes 5.Why do women go to the toilet in pairs? Because they are insane 6.Why do they go shopping and not buy anything? - Referr to answer #5 7.Why won't Lindsay Lohan return my calls, emails or agree to go on that date? Because shes going out with me |
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Life is your own perception on how you feel to yourself, if you tell yourself it sucks, then it sucks. IF life sucks then it is because of how you are preceving it. |
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some good questions there...must ponder these
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lol i like this guy and his answers.......:D how can you be sure they didn't have navals? the explantation about greenland seems to make some sense. the vikings when they settled there, refused to interact with the locals (who they thought were uncivilized) and because of a lack of knowledge most died and the rest returned home. eve was busy cleaning the dishes! lol watch out those feminists will stab you in the back for that! ;) |
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check make-up hey? its not to gossip about that cute guy by the bar? don't worry hayley its purely fantasy, just like you with pat rafter lol. hehe |
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http://www.lallybroch.com/LOL/guests/pat.jpg :p |
ok dont kill me on this one...but a theory my friend has on girls going to the bathrooms in pairs/groups. No one wants to touch a public toilet thats just kinda gross, so one pees and the other(s) hold the peeing one up so that she doesnt have to touch the seat.
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uhhh i don't buy that one.....sounds a bit too out there. |
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married? :( *runs off and sulks at the bar* ;) |
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