CreedFeed Community |
Anti-valentines Annual Poem
Well as promised, the yearly poem.
This one is a song! Sorry to all the nice boys that get offended. I claim poetic licence on this one anyways... To the others and ones that have a sense of humour: ENJOY! FOR THE SINGLES! THAT'S AMORE? Set to the tune of That's Amore BOYS: When she catches your eye as her booty goes by that's amore When you cant stop thinking of it all of the time that's amore You will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling Hoping that you can get her But the calls are driving you mad, cause you've gotta more on your mind than just weather When you're out and you drool over her like a fool That's amore When your brain is a mess at the sight of her chest You're in love When you spend all of your cash on her don't you know You're screwed signore Scuza me, can't you see you're not getting any (but) That's amore GIRLS:When you’re asked by a guy to go get pizza pie that's amore when he’s looking quite fine cause you’ve had too much wine that's a-funny Says he'll ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, what a ding-a-ling He wants to know you betta so you say, sure and on what day, and you lie away (cuz) you feel sad for the fella Well the gifts seem quite cool-so you put up with the fool, That's appalling When you run down the street at the sight of his teeth you're in strife (**kiss kiss**) When his gifts of perfume cannot cover the fumes of his bodaay Scuzza me, I must flee, my sweet-pea, if you think that's AMORE! HAPPY HALLMARK CRUELTY TO SINGLES DAY!!!! . |
Re: Anti-valentines Annual Poem
i,ve been singing amore a lot latley, no battle in the wine Donna, :hugs: no sissy aint gots times to revice it all, tonite to find my favorite line, as always, ITS A MIRCALE Ya got to bring it home this year, BLESSINGS AND STRENGETH AND PEACE BE WITH US IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME, I cant Believe You Went With The Amore For A TITLE, Im Feeling The Love Boat For 2012 so help me Lord, .......ROCK ON
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:08 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin Version 3.5.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2004 Steve Caponetto. All Rights Reserved.