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life iz preety much better now man....exams over!!!!....hehe......hmmmm.....so man..what ur doing in ur holidays....i am back to my office.....but i guess u should be having some good vacation time now.....man...use these days preety well..u know...take advice from this oldie who knows that he will never see holidays of such extent and freedom ever in his life...though i had these times in my life...but i was ..well...just a teenage...like u...hope ur doing good buddy...and hows ur life man???

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Matt proving he's not as nutty as one would THINK!:eek:

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well what the heck is it

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okay us guys cop it all the time so now is the time for revenge!

Please note: these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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Evidence that one of the guys on gamefaqs is an idiot.

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that was very cool! lol!^

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I like cold chicken....

LMFAAAAAAAAAO!!!!

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In the wake of being faced with five violations, including drug possession, by the Ohio State Highway Patrol, WWE.com reports that Rob Van Dam and Sabu arrived at the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia at 1:30 p.m. today and immediately went into a meeting with Vice President of Talent Relations John Laurinaitis.

Following the meeting, Mr. Laurinaitis told WWE.com that Rob Van Dam and Sabu will be eligible to compete tonight on RAW and tomorrow night at ECW on Sci Fi while an ongoing investigation is being conducted by World Wrestling Entertainment. The two men will be appearing in court Thursday morning at Ironton Municipal Court.

According to the Ironton Tribune, Rob Van Dam and Sabu were pulled over on U.S. 52, near Patrick Street in Hanging Rock, Ohio at about 10:15 p.m. Sunday night. The two were apparently driving from their performances at the Big Sandy Superstore Arena earlier in the evening.

According to the Ohio State Police, as reported by the Ironton Tribune, Van Dam was initially stopped for speeding. When troopers approached his vehicle, they smelled marijuana and performed a search. Troopers found RVD in possession of 18 grams of marijuana and five Vicodin, prescription pain pills. Sabu was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and also had nine pills that were not immediately identifiable, but were known to be controlled substances, according to the OSHP. Both were cited and posted bond at the scene.

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Spoken:(Cartman)
Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club
and all becasuse she's a big fat stupid bitch.

Spoken:(Kyle)
Don't say it Cartman!

(Catman)
Weeeeellll!!

(Kyle)
Don't do it Cartman!

(Cartman)
Weeeeelllll!!

(Kyle)
I"m warning you!

(Cartman)
OKay, OKay

(Kyle)
I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a Bitch.

Singin:Cartman

Well, Kyle's mom bitch she is a big fat bitch,
she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
(Kyle: Shut your funking mouth Cartman!!)

On Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch
and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.
Then on Sunday, just to be different, (pronounced kah-may-ahh-may-ahh)
she's a super king kamehameha biatch. Come on you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.
(Woo!) Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit and suck my dick
(unspeakable passage)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
*gasp*
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.
(Kyle:
ah, Cartman.)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

I really mean it...
Kyle's Mom....She's a big fat fucking bitch.
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's Mom....Yeah
chaaaah!

What?

OH, Fuck