The "Inanimate Object" Name Game

[Chase]

Pill

[Higher_Desire]

Lipstick stain on the new white shirt you wore to work when you were fooling around with your secretary in the break room while skipping out on a board meeting and telling your wife you were staying late at the office to finish your paperwork, meanwhile neglecting your four kids and missing their parent-teacher conferences so you could bang some fluzie on a tiled lenolium floor surrounded by filing cabinets and having to pay off a co-worker (who just so happens to be your daughter's boyfriend) who walked in on you and threatened to have you both fired for ruining all the doughnuts in what can only be described as "a ring toss game" and trying to use the toner cartridge from the photocopier as something it most definetly wasn't, so now your daughter's boyfriend will definetly be banging his hoe because of a little thing called blackmail he has on you even though he's already banged your wife and you're still able to make it home in time to watch Ken Jennings kick major ass on Jeopardy and eat cold leftovers for dinner.


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

um.... yeah

reefer

[Higher_Desire]

LOL. You missed the joke. The inanimate object was only the lipstick stain. The rest was just describing it and how it got there. You should have started with "N". :D

Anyway, carrying on with what you have...

Relic


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

ahhh shit, i don't care

corn starch baby powder

[creedsister]

ahhh shit, i don't care

corn starch baby powder
Now thats not the way you play :D I Can Brain Storm Spray Starch Flea Powder

[Higher_Desire]

ahhh shit, i don't care

corn starch baby powder
LOL.
Now thats not the way you play :D I Can Brain Storm Spray Starch Flea Powder
Once again I find myself asking... what in the name of hell are you talking about?? :wtf:


Roofing Tile


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

Now thats not the way you play :D I Can Brain Storm Spray Starch Flea PowderCreedsis: there's not a big enough :wtf: smilie to express my dumbfoundedness right now

Roofing Tileelectric blanket

[Higher_Desire]

Creedsis: there's not a big enough :wtf: smilie to express my dumbfoundedness right now
LOL. :roll: (not enough of that to show how hard I'm laughing right now, either!!)

electric blanket
Turnip


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

porno flick

[Higher_Desire]

Kelp


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

is kelp inanimate? i thought it was living

pasta sauce

[Higher_Desire]

is kelp inanimate? i thought it was living

pasta sauce
Not after it's dead. :D


Erectile Tissues


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

Not after it's dead. :Dsumbitch


Erectile Tissues


H-D :pimp:Spam (the "meat", not junk email)

[Higher_Desire]

Map of Antartica


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

Astrodome

[Higher_Desire]

Safeco Field


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

since when does "Safeco Field" start w/ an 'E'? lol

nonetheless, i continue

Dodger Stadium

[Higher_Desire]

since when does "Safeco Field" start w/ an 'E'? lol

nonetheless, i continue

Dodger Stadium
My bad. I thought it was the word association game.


Mustard Gas


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

salami tits

[Higher_Desire]

salami tits
:wtf:


Sulfer Dioxide


H-D :pimp:

[Dani]

earphones

[Higher_Desire]

Scalloped Potato Casserole


H-D :pimp:

[illwillpress]

Sounds good. Now hail Foamy!

[RMadd]

Scalloped Potato Casserole


H-D :pimp:egg-drop soup

[Higher_Desire]

Popcorn


H-D :pimp:

[scrit]

novacaine

[Higher_Desire]

Elongated Colon


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

necktie

[creedsister]

choker

[RMadd]

S & M

[Higher_Desire]

Murder Weapon


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

nightstick

[Higher_Desire]

KKK Robe


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

elephant gun

[Higher_Desire]

Nuclear Bomb


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

big boobs

[Higher_Desire]

big boobs
Small boobs


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

stink bomb

[Higher_Desire]

Blinking lights over the Indiana Speedway


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

uhh.... yeah


yellow-brick road

[Higher_Desire]

uhh.... yeah


yellow-brick road
:D


Dead Body


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

Yoruban city

[Higher_Desire]

Yetti


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

igloo

[Higher_Desire]

Ostrich Burger


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

Revlon curling iron

[Higher_Desire]

Nordictrac


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

convalescent home

[DangerousDan85]

Egg McMuffin

[DangerousDan85]

nap sack

[DangerousDan85]

karate kid dvd boxset

[DangerousDan85]

tofu

[Higher_Desire]

Wow. Four in a row. Trying to get up your low post numbers, Dan? lol.

Ugly Tree


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

enamel paint

[Higher_Desire]

Tantric Sex


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

xylophone

[Higher_Desire]

Energy


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

yellow submarine

[Higher_Desire]

Energy ball


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

Lake Okeechobee

[DangerousDan85]

easter egg

[RMadd]

Gak

[DangerousDan85]

keg

[RMadd]

golf ball-sized hail

[Higher_Desire]

Lemon Merangue Pie


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

edible panties

[Higher_Desire]

edible panties
"Lucky for me they don't make those in 'Biscuts & Gravy' flavor." -- Larry the Cable Guy :laugh:


Sex manual


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

leg warmers

[Higher_Desire]

Scrub
(the kind doctors wear)


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

<~~ yeah, usually they're called "scrubs", whether singular or plural

Bangkok taxi service

[Higher_Desire]

Elevator


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

rectal thermometer

[Higher_Desire]

Radish Dip


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

prune juice

[Higher_Desire]

Elevator Shoes


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

spinal cord

[Higher_Desire]

Doorknob


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

Black Sabbath album

[Higher_Desire]

Monkey Feces


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

sweatsuit

[Higher_Desire]

Table Leg


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

gyroscope

[Higher_Desire]

Empty Pitcher


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

refuse

[Higher_Desire]

Elfin Magic


H-D :pimp:

[hayley]

Car

[RMadd]

robe

[creedsister]

beer

[Higher_Desire]

Kinda switched letters there, but OK.


Robot


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

she's kinda.... retarded

train

[creedsister]

toothbrush

[RMadd]

alright, Creedsis, you're fucking mental
in this game, you take the last letter of the previous word, and come up w/ a word that starts with that same letter... so, since mine was Train, you pick a word beginning with N... as such, since your word was Toothbrush, i'll choose a word beginning with H

hammer

[Higher_Desire]

Since RMadd said Hammer, and that that word ended with an R, my word will start with R.

Ring


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

GameBoy

[creedsister]

Yahoo :D

[tremonti4life04]

odor eaters

[RMadd]

soup bowl

[tremonti4life04]

longhorn cheese

[RMadd]

enormous hangover (if i'm gonna be getting one, it hasn't set in yet... i'm still feelin' tipsy tho, that's fo sho')

[NeedforCreed]

Real wasted.

[RMadd]

damp cloth

[NeedforCreed]

Hurts bad.

[RMadd]

dildo

[NeedforCreed]

Ouch!

[RMadd]

halo

[NeedforCreed]

Others

[RMadd]

soda

[NeedforCreed]

Aspertine.

[RMadd]

Elantra

[NeedforCreed]

awful

[RMadd]

hey man, just so ya know, usually you choose a nonliving object starting w/ the letter, not an idea or emotion

LAN cable

[NeedforCreed]

Sorry R, guess I missed the point. Did the Cards kick ass over the weekend or what?

Egg.

[RMadd]

you bet they kicked ass! and the pitchers did quite well against a Milwaukee team that, up until the series, had been hitting pretty well. nothing like a 3 game sweep to reverse your fortunes

[RMadd]

shit, i forgot my word

gizmo

[NeedforCreed]

Outrigger

[RMadd]

rock

[Higher_Desire]

Kryptonite


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

empty beer can

[Higher_Desire]

Nocturnal Creature's Habitat


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

Timex watch

[Higher_Desire]

Hormel Chili


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

<~~ it's a good thing you didn't add "as made by dorm cafeteria workers"... that'd break the rules of "inanimate object"

ice

[Higher_Desire]

<~~ it's a good thing you didn't add "as made by dorm cafeteria workers"... that'd break the rules of "inanimate object"

ice
lol. Technically, it still would be, because the chili is the object... anyway...


Elephant tusk


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

no... i meant the chili itself wouldn't be inanimate

KGB

[Higher_Desire]

oh. lol.

Bulletin board


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

Drano

[Higher_Desire]

Ovarian Cancer


H-D :pimp:

[Jester]

hold on cancer is not inanimate it is made up of cells that GROW oh well fuck it fuck YOU ALL :)


Railing

[RMadd]

whoa there fella lol

gyroscope

[Jester]

eyebrow ring

[RMadd]

golf ball

[Higher_Desire]

hold on cancer is not inanimate it is made up of cells that GROW oh well fuck it fuck YOU ALL :)


Railing
So when was the last time you had an intelligent conversation with a cancer and had it tell you about it's pains, thoughts, and feelings?



Lemon Merangue Pie


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

actually, Colin, Jester's got a point there lol

Escalade

[NakedSmurf]

Based on highers response

Evengelical christian

[RMadd]

what's wrong w/ mine there fella? a Cadillac Escalade (the object to which i was referring) is, by definition, inanimate. yes it moves, but it is not self-sustaining in the sense that living beings are. As such, an Evangelical Christian, presumably a living, breathing human being, falls under the category of "animate object," thereby rendering your post ineffective. do we have any other takers for E?

[Jester]

like I said based on higher's definition of...

"So when was the last time you had an intelligent conversation with a cancer"

I can't recall an inteligent canversation with an evengelical hence my response :)

[Higher_Desire]

like I said based on higher's definition of...

"So when was the last time you had an intelligent conversation with a cancer"

I can't recall an inteligent canversation with an evengelical hence my response :)
You probably don't have the capacity to hold and process intelligence of that caliber, eh? lol.

Whatever.


Nutcracker


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

ribbed t-shirt

[Higher_Desire]

Turtle Shell


H-D :pimp:

[Jester]

Log

[NakedSmurf]

Glass

[Ana4Stapp]

ship

[Jester]

Persian rug

[NakedSmurf]

Gun

[Higher_Desire]

Nitric Acid


H-D :pimp:

[Jester]

dookie

[Higher_Desire]

Ear Piercing


H-D :pimp:

[Ana4Stapp]

garbage can

[Higher_Desire]

Notepad


H-D :pimp:

[Jester]

diaper

[RMadd]

ramp

[Higher_Desire]

Poo Stain


H-D :pimp:

[Ana4Stapp]

Notebook

[Jester]

kite

[Ana4Stapp]

earphone

[RMadd]

excerpt

[Higher_Desire]

Totem Pole


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

entrails

[tremonti4life04]

sausage

[Ana4Stapp]

escape ladder

[creedsister]

Rolaids

[RMadd]

samurai sword

[Ana4Stapp]

dark glasses

[Higher_Desire]

Sex Jelly


H-D :pimp:

[Ana4Stapp]

yacht

[Lunar Shadow]

Tequila

[Ana4Stapp]

air bag

[Lunar Shadow]

glasses

[Ana4Stapp]

sunglasses ;)

[Lunar Shadow]

Sunscreen

[Ana4Stapp]

net

[Lunar Shadow]

table

[Ana4Stapp]

earring

[creedsister]

Girl

[Higher_Desire]

Liver


H-D :pimp:

[IvyFairy]

Original Message Taken Down. Sorry People.

[Ana4Stapp]

hamburger

[WeatheredWoman]

rod

[Ana4Stapp]

dark glasses

[WeatheredWoman]

spoon

[Ana4Stapp]

napkin

[RMadd]

Nokia cell phone

[Ana4Stapp]

easy chair

[RMadd]

Radar's teddy bear

[Higher_Desire]

Running shoes


H-D :pimp:

[Ana4Stapp]

sun glasses

[Lunar Shadow]

Shoe

[Ana4Stapp]

earphone

[RMadd]

echo

[creedsister]

oh :confused: i dont know but i think i got it right this time by taking the last word in yo letter O

[Higher_Desire]

oh :confused: i dont know but i think i got it right this time by taking the last word in yo letter O
Yeah... you got it right that you're using the O, but "oh" isn't exactly an object...


Oriental rug


H-D :pimp:

[Ana4Stapp]

guard rail

[RMadd]

life preserver

[Higher_Desire]

rubber tree


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

ephedra

[Higher_Desire]

ephedra
mmmm. that's good stuff.


asorbic acid


H-D :pimp:

[RMadd]

dramamine

[SummerGirl]

ear wax

[RMadd]

xerox machine

[The Lithium]

Ear wax :D

[RMadd]

damn you lol

xylophone

[SummerGirl]

elastic waistband

[RMadd]

door knob

[The Lithium]

balls ;)

[SummerGirl]

Swizel Stick

[RMadd]

keyboard

[The Lithium]

Drums

[Rocketqueen]

Saxaphone :D

[SummerGirl]

English Horn

[Rocketqueen]

Needle

[RMadd]

electric car

[Higher_Desire]

rhino's horn


H-D :xmas:

[RMadd]

nebula

[Ana4Stapp]

air conditioner

[RMadd]

reposessed automobile

[Rocketqueen]

eyelash

[Ana4Stapp]

hair dryer

[RMadd]

raincoat

[Ana4Stapp]

tea bag

[RMadd]

gobstopper

[Ana4Stapp]

razor blade

[RMadd]

elbow macaroni

[Ana4Stapp]

ice-skate

[RMadd]

empire

[Ana4Stapp]

eraser

[RMadd]

refuse

(i'm using this to mean garbage, not as in saying no)

[Ana4Stapp]

thanks for the explanation...almost a teacher...lol :D

earring

[RMadd]

garbage can

[Ana4Stapp]

napkin

[RMadd]

Noah's Ark

(don't forget the Word Association Game at the bottom of the list!)

[Ana4Stapp]

Noah's Ark

kaleidoscope

(don't forget the Word Association Game at the bottom of the list!)
Lol...I didnt forget this...I just dont know this... :(

[RMadd]

entrails

[Ana4Stapp]

safety belt

[RMadd]

tripod

[Ana4Stapp]

dark glasses

[RMadd]

sunspot

[Ana4Stapp]

ticket

[SummerGirl]

tape dispenser

[Ana4Stapp]

racket

[RMadd]

tennis ball

[Ana4Stapp]

lawn mower

[RMadd]

rectal thermometer

[Ana4Stapp]

lol

refrigerating chamber

[RMadd]

Rubix cube

[Ana4Stapp]

electronic mail ---you know that???? lol

[RMadd]

lamp

[Ana4Stapp]

laptop

[RMadd]

portrait

[Ana4Stapp]

table tennis