Have you ever noticed...?

Higher_Desire · 03-23-2005, 05:26 PM

A warm toilet seat and a vagina are a lot alike. They both feel nice, but you wonder who was there before you.

H-D

JulieCitySlicker · 03-23-2005, 05:37 PM

Oh no you didn't

Higher_Desire · 03-23-2005, 05:38 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by JulieCitySlicker) Oh no you didn't

LOL. I friend of mine said it today.

H-D

RMadd · 03-23-2005, 05:40 PM

that's fucking brilliant!

TeriB19 · 03-23-2005, 05:43 PM

Wow Colin, thanks for feeling the need to share that completely unsolicited opinion with us.

JulieCitySlicker · 03-23-2005, 06:02 PM

Its the same way with guys cuz they whore around too

I just love my low opinion of guys,lol.

Trimontana · 03-23-2005, 06:06 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) A warm toilet seat and a vagina are a lot alike. They both feel nice, but you wonder who was there before you.

H-D

that made me laugh at that time at nite that i feel exhausted after 13 ours work. Colin....that comparison its true but a bit rude

Xterminator27 · 03-23-2005, 06:18 PM

A warm pair of pants and a used condom are a lot alike. They both feel nice, but you wonder who was there before you.

HigherGirl · 03-23-2005, 07:03 PM

LOL....
You guys crack me UP!!!!!!

Higher_Desire · 03-23-2005, 08:25 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by King X) A warm pair of pants and a used condom are a lot alike. They both feel nice, but you wonder who was there before you.

You're such a dumbass.

H-D

creedsister · 03-23-2005, 08:50 PM

Noooooooooooooooooo But Thanks For Sharing

JulieCitySlicker · 03-23-2005, 09:54 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) You're such a dumbass.

H-D

I'll second that

Xterminator27 · 03-23-2005, 10:33 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) You're such a dumbass.

H-D

Is King X gona have to choke a bitch?

creedsister · 03-23-2005, 11:09 PM

Dont Choke This One i dont think your a dumb ass now a smart ass YES

aussiecreeder · 03-23-2005, 11:36 PM

early nomination for weirdest thread of the year goes to.......lol

speaking of which notice how certain foods look like parts of the human body? bananas look like dicks and mussels look like vaginas lol. this reminds me of a great quote from kindergarten cop. "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina".

03-23-2005, 05:26 PM	#1
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Have you ever noticed...? A warm toilet seat and a vagina are a lot alike. They both feel nice, but you wonder who was there before you. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

03-23-2005, 05:37 PM	#2
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Oh no you didn't __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot

03-23-2005, 05:38 PM	#3
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by JulieCitySlicker) Oh no you didn't LOL. I friend of mine said it today. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

03-23-2005, 05:40 PM	#4
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	that's fucking brilliant! __________________

03-23-2005, 05:43 PM	#5
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Wow Colin, thanks for feeling the need to share that completely unsolicited opinion with us. __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

03-23-2005, 06:02 PM	#6
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Its the same way with guys cuz they whore around too I just love my low opinion of guys,lol. __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot Last edited by JulieCitySlicker : 03-23-2005 at 06:13 PM.

03-23-2005, 06:06 PM	#7
Trimontana USER INFO » Status: Bound and Tied Posts: 2,145 Joined: Oct 2004 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) A warm toilet seat and a vagina are a lot alike. They both feel nice, but you wonder who was there before you. H-D that made me laugh at that time at nite that i feel exhausted after 13 ours work. Colin....that comparison its true but a bit rude __________________ Papa Roach's Tobin Esperance: "If you're gonna wear makeup, it's not about looking pretty. It's gotta look like you've been up all night doing drugs."

03-23-2005, 06:18 PM	#8
Xterminator27 USER INFO » Status: Said Eyes Posts: 4,314 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	A warm pair of pants and a used condom are a lot alike. They both feel nice, but you wonder who was there before you. __________________ If life gives you lemons, Then shut the hell up and eat your damn lemons! BUY MY MERCHANDISE http://www.cafepress.com/xterminator27

03-23-2005, 07:03 PM	#9
HigherGirl USER INFO » Status: INK'ed Posts: 914 Joined: Jan 2003 Currently: Offline	LOL.... You guys crack me UP!!!!!!

03-23-2005, 08:25 PM	#10
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by King X) A warm pair of pants and a used condom are a lot alike. They both feel nice, but you wonder who was there before you. You're such a dumbass. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

03-23-2005, 08:50 PM	#11
creedsister USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,290 Joined: Oct 2003 Currently: Offline	Noooooooooooooooooo But Thanks For Sharing __________________ Hush child I,ll tell you why you have Loved Me when you were weak you have given me unselfishly Kept you From Falling Falling everywhere But Your Kness you set me free to live my life you become my Reason To Survive The Great Divide you Set Me Free Ooh Our Love Is Beautiful Ooh isn,t This Beautiful Child It Seems You Have Been My Everything

03-23-2005, 09:54 PM	#12
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) You're such a dumbass. H-D I'll second that __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot

03-23-2005, 10:33 PM	#13
Xterminator27 USER INFO » Status: Said Eyes Posts: 4,314 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) You're such a dumbass. H-D Is King X gona have to choke a bitch? __________________ If life gives you lemons, Then shut the hell up and eat your damn lemons! BUY MY MERCHANDISE http://www.cafepress.com/xterminator27

03-23-2005, 11:09 PM	#14
creedsister USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,290 Joined: Oct 2003 Currently: Offline	Dont Choke This One i dont think your a dumb ass now a smart ass YES __________________ Hush child I,ll tell you why you have Loved Me when you were weak you have given me unselfishly Kept you From Falling Falling everywhere But Your Kness you set me free to live my life you become my Reason To Survive The Great Divide you Set Me Free Ooh Our Love Is Beautiful Ooh isn,t This Beautiful Child It Seems You Have Been My Everything

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