Do you need to laugh? This cracked me up!

Bridge of Clay · 03-17-2003, 09:24 PM

This is an e-mail I got today... It´s really funny!

This discussion is between Bush and Rice.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the neleader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser? Yasser Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser is in China?

Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasseer?

Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

creedfan47a · 03-17-2003, 09:27 PM

Silly, but funny.

TeriB19 · 03-17-2003, 09:28 PM

LMAO Marcos!! Anyone else remember Abbott & Costello? That was classic and this was a good take on it. Thanks.

Bridge of Clay · 03-17-2003, 09:55 PM

I don´t remeber coz I dunno them

TeriB19 · 03-17-2003, 10:00 PM

This whole conversation is based on an old Abbott & Costello routine from many many years ago, called "Who's on first". Basically Bud Abbott is the straight man and he's asking Lou Costello "Who's on first" and the whole conversation goes much like the conversation between Bush and Rice. Very funny old comedy routine.

Bridge of Clay · 03-17-2003, 10:03 PM

ooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!! now I get it ! cool!!!

hotforscott · 03-17-2003, 10:27 PM

Love that AV, Teri.

Marcos, that was hilarious.

Leader of Men · 03-17-2003, 11:19 PM

same as the "whos on first?" skit

creedfan47a · 03-17-2003, 11:22 PM

Ummmmmmm....... yes, we established that.

Bridge of Clay · 03-18-2003, 12:05 AM

who´s that on your avie Bec?

Leader of Men · 03-18-2003, 12:08 AM

Quote: Originally posted by creedfan47a
Ummmmmmm....... yes, we established that.

sorry I'm too lazy to read the entire thread:embarass:

DangerousDan85 · 03-18-2003, 12:17 AM

i dont like Sponge Bob

DangerousDan85 · 03-18-2003, 12:18 AM

Quote: Originally posted by N30°14'?.7 W84°
who´s that on your avie Bec?

Jennifer Garner is in Rebecca's avatar

hayley · 03-18-2003, 12:49 AM

Quote: Originally posted by DangerousDan85
i dont like Sponge Bob

you DON'T?!?! wow

DangerousDan85 · 03-18-2003, 12:53 AM

he's annoying as hell

03-17-2003, 09:24 PM	#1
Bridge of Clay USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,025 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Do you need to laugh? This cracked me up! This is an e-mail I got today... It´s really funny! This discussion is between Bush and Rice. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the neleader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yasser? Yasser Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yasser is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yasseer? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. __________________ .:: "If people don't like guitar solos... then they're frikkin' stupid!" - Mark Tremonti ::.

03-17-2003, 09:27 PM	#2
creedfan47a USER INFO » Status: Brother of Mine Posts: 6,507 Joined: Nov 2002 Currently: Offline	Silly, but funny. __________________ Married my man in November 2004 ...

03-17-2003, 09:28 PM	#3
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	LMAO Marcos!! Anyone else remember Abbott & Costello? That was classic and this was a good take on it. Thanks. __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

03-17-2003, 09:55 PM	#4
Bridge of Clay USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,025 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	I don´t remeber coz I dunno them __________________ .:: "If people don't like guitar solos... then they're frikkin' stupid!" - Mark Tremonti ::.

03-17-2003, 10:00 PM	#5
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	This whole conversation is based on an old Abbott & Costello routine from many many years ago, called "Who's on first". Basically Bud Abbott is the straight man and he's asking Lou Costello "Who's on first" and the whole conversation goes much like the conversation between Bush and Rice. Very funny old comedy routine. __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

03-17-2003, 10:03 PM	#6
Bridge of Clay USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,025 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	ooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!! now I get it ! cool!!! __________________ .:: "If people don't like guitar solos... then they're frikkin' stupid!" - Mark Tremonti ::.

03-17-2003, 10:27 PM	#7
hotforscott USER INFO » Status: Shed My Skin Posts: 7,130 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Love that AV, Teri. Marcos, that was hilarious. __________________ Got a new Papillon puppy named Ajax!

03-17-2003, 11:22 PM	#9
creedfan47a USER INFO » Status: Brother of Mine Posts: 6,507 Joined: Nov 2002 Currently: Offline	Ummmmmmm....... yes, we established that. __________________ Married my man in November 2004 ...

03-18-2003, 12:05 AM	#10
Bridge of Clay USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,025 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	who´s that on your avie Bec? __________________ .:: "If people don't like guitar solos... then they're frikkin' stupid!" - Mark Tremonti ::.

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