|
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
11-11-2004, 03:42 PM | #751 |
USER INFO »
Status: Wound Up
Posts: 1,160
Joined: Oct 2004
Currently: Offline
|
Pill
|
11-12-2004, 01:10 AM | #752 |
USER INFO »
Status: Found Peace
Posts: 8,631
Joined: Apr 2003
Currently: Offline
|
Lipstick stain on the new white shirt you wore to work when you were fooling around with your secretary in the break room while skipping out on a board meeting and telling your wife you were staying late at the office to finish your paperwork, meanwhile neglecting your four kids and missing their parent-teacher conferences so you could bang some fluzie on a tiled lenolium floor surrounded by filing cabinets and having to pay off a co-worker (who just so happens to be your daughter's boyfriend) who walked in on you and threatened to have you both fired for ruining all the doughnuts in what can only be described as "a ring toss game" and trying to use the toner cartridge from the photocopier as something it most definetly wasn't, so now your daughter's boyfriend will definetly be banging his hoe because of a little thing called blackmail he has on you even though he's already banged your wife and you're still able to make it home in time to watch Ken Jennings kick major ass on Jeopardy and eat cold leftovers for dinner.
H-D
__________________
Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake" |
11-12-2004, 04:45 PM | #753 |
USER INFO »
Status: Found The Real
Posts: 10,546
Joined: Aug 2003
Currently: Offline
|
um.... yeah
reefer
__________________
|
11-13-2004, 01:49 AM | #754 |
USER INFO »
Status: Found Peace
Posts: 8,631
Joined: Apr 2003
Currently: Offline
|
LOL. You missed the joke. The inanimate object was only the lipstick stain. The rest was just describing it and how it got there. You should have started with "N".
Anyway, carrying on with what you have... Relic H-D
__________________
Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake" |
11-13-2004, 10:14 PM | #755 |
USER INFO »
Status: Found The Real
Posts: 10,546
Joined: Aug 2003
Currently: Offline
|
ahhh shit, i don't care
corn starch baby powder
__________________
|
11-13-2004, 10:30 PM | #756 |
USER INFO »
Status: Tree of Wisdom
Posts: 8,290
Joined: Oct 2003
Currently: Offline
|
Now thats not the way you play I Can Brain Storm Spray Starch Flea Powder
__________________
Hush child I,ll tell you why you have Loved Me when you were weak you have given me unselfishly Kept you From Falling Falling everywhere But Your Kness you set me free to live my life you become my Reason To Survive The Great Divide you Set Me Free Ooh Our Love Is Beautiful Ooh isn,t This Beautiful Child It Seems You Have Been My Everything |
11-15-2004, 01:05 AM | #757 |
USER INFO »
Status: Found Peace
Posts: 8,631
Joined: Apr 2003
Currently: Offline
|
LOL.
Once again I find myself asking... what in the name of hell are you talking about?? Roofing Tile H-D
__________________
Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake" |
11-15-2004, 02:21 AM | #758 |
USER INFO »
Status: Found The Real
Posts: 10,546
Joined: Aug 2003
Currently: Offline
|
Creedsis: there's not a big enough smilie to express my dumbfoundedness right now
electric blanket
__________________
|
11-15-2004, 04:30 PM | #759 |
USER INFO »
Status: Found Peace
Posts: 8,631
Joined: Apr 2003
Currently: Offline
|
LOL. (not enough of that to show how hard I'm laughing right now, either!!)
Turnip H-D
__________________
Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake" |
11-15-2004, 07:45 PM | #760 |
USER INFO »
Status: Found The Real
Posts: 10,546
Joined: Aug 2003
Currently: Offline
|
porno flick
__________________
|
11-16-2004, 04:00 PM | #761 |
USER INFO »
Status: Found Peace
Posts: 8,631
Joined: Apr 2003
Currently: Offline
|
Kelp
H-D
__________________
Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake" |
11-16-2004, 05:06 PM | #762 |
USER INFO »
Status: Found The Real
Posts: 10,546
Joined: Aug 2003
Currently: Offline
|
is kelp inanimate? i thought it was living
pasta sauce
__________________
|
11-16-2004, 10:13 PM | #763 |
USER INFO »
Status: Found Peace
Posts: 8,631
Joined: Apr 2003
Currently: Offline
|
Not after it's dead.
Erectile Tissues H-D
__________________
Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake" |
11-16-2004, 10:37 PM | #764 |
USER INFO »
Status: Found The Real
Posts: 10,546
Joined: Aug 2003
Currently: Offline
|
sumbitch
Spam (the "meat", not junk email)
__________________
|
11-17-2004, 01:01 AM | #765 |
USER INFO »
Status: Found Peace
Posts: 8,631
Joined: Apr 2003
Currently: Offline
|
Map of Antartica
H-D
__________________
Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake" |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
|
|
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||
|