my new toy!

[bilal]

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire)

nope. guitars are female. here's some of my reasons why:
-they're great to hold
-you can make them scream
-great bodies
-amazing shape
-beautiful, smooth neck
-hours of fun
-fun to spend some alone time with
-sometimes, you have to trade it in for a newer model
-you have to keep putting money into them (picks, strings, straps, amps, etc.)
-there are special places where you can go play with guitars with no commitment

there are, however, some downsides:
-it's no fun to tie your guitar down to your bed and spray whipped cream on it
-a guitar can't give you head
-a 1/4 inch output isn't quite big enough
-guitars can't love you back
-a guitar won't scratch your back
-making out with a guitar is really weird


H-D

[metalchris25]

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire)

nope. guitars are female. here's some of my reasons why:
-they're great to hold
-you can make them scream
-great bodies
-amazing shape
-beautiful, smooth neck
-hours of fun
-fun to spend some alone time with
-sometimes, you have to trade it in for a newer model
-you have to keep putting money into them (picks, strings, straps, amps, etc.)
-there are special places where you can go play with guitars with no commitment

there are, however, some downsides:
-it's no fun to tie your guitar down to your bed and spray whipped cream on it
-a guitar can't give you head
-a 1/4 inch output isn't quite big enough
-guitars can't love you back
-a guitar won't scratch your back
-making out with a guitar is really weird


H-D

rofl!!!!