[AliceInChains]

Dogstar, I regret to inform you that I am, indeed, a card-carrying member of the Derek Jeter fan club (dodges spears and arrows from Yankee haters)! Do I lose all credibility now? Does it help that I grew up the late-80's/early-90's Yankees, who were the Merriam-Webster definition of suckage? I love Torre and Jeter and Mo, but I hate that there's no salary cap. While I enjoy pounding proverbial Red Sox ass, I would prefer to do it without spending the GNP of Denmark each year. Are you a Met fan? You said you're from Conn, right? Egad--that must make you....a SOX FAN? Say it ain't so, Joe!