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more of Chuck Norris......................

The word oblivion was invented so that Chuck Norris would have somewhere to kick people to.


Four out of five dentists agree that only Chuck Norris can prevent cavities. The fifth dentist was fatally roundhouse kicked when he disagreed.


While one day walking down a crowded street Chuck Norris got an erection. . . .There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris was once hit by a bus. . . .There were no survivors


Chuck Norris never met a man his feet did not like.


Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris..

After saving a bus of people that was stuck on some railroad tracks, one of the
people came up to Chuck and said "Thank you so much Mr. Norris." Chuck
roundhouse kicked him to the face and said, "You don't speak to Chuck Norris
unless you're spoken to.



Chuck Norris Viewed himself in the mirror. He quickly round house kicked the
mirror into billions of pieces. When he asked why, he replied..."There can only
be one chuck norris".


Mad Cows are the only thing that makes Chuck Norris Giggle


When chuck norris jumps into the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.


Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

chuck norris frequently signs up for beginners karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the sh*t out of little kids.


We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it


Chuck does not use toilet paper, because no shit dares to cling on to his ass.