View Single Post
Old 05-05-2006, 08:07 AM   #31
metalchris25
metalchris25's Avatar
USER INFO »
Status: Freedom Fighter
Posts: 2,346
Joined: Apr 2006
Currently: Offline
Contact:  Send a message via Yahoo to metalchris25
Re: share a joke thread

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you." After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died.

He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan was that when he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.

Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife had gone up in the attic to clean. Coming upon the two forgotten pillowcases stuffed with cash she exclaimed, "Oh, that darned old fool, I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."
__________________
Some people are like slinkys; they don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Reply With Quote