I know. I'm not a big fan of the Irish (too many nutty ND fans at work), but my cousin used to work for them years ago, so I half root for them. It sure would be more entertaining than WVa/Syracuse...Very lopsided affair. Many fumbles. Not good football.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs
they make a club and beat their brother down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.