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Re: share a joke thread
A very intelligent Englishmen gets a check-up from his physician. Some time later he is told some very bad news. "I'm sorry sir but you have a very serious brain disease and we'll have to remove 20% of your brain matter to save your life. Your life will be saved but you intelligence will drop to that of a Irish peasant from the 13th century." The man responds "Well that is terrible but do what you do, in order to save my life". The man goes into surgery and wakes up to hear from the doctor "I'm sorry sir but the situation was much more serious than we thought and we have to remove 60% of your brain matter!" The Englishman responds "Fair dinkum?"
LOL see I can laugh at myself! 
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She never told a lie,
Well, might of told a lie.
But never lived one.
Didn’t have a life.
Didn’t have a life.
But surely saved one.
Alright, now it’s time for us to let you go.
Tool
Wings for Marie
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