here's some of my faves. sorry if some are reposts.
so these two peanuts were walking down the street, and one of them was "asalted."
knock, knock.
who's there?
cow goes.
cow goes, who?
no! cow goes moo!
ask someone if they want to hear the greatest knock knock joke in the world. they say yes. then tell them to start it. then, when you say "who's there?" they get confused!
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef.
what do you call a cow with two legs?
lean beef.
what do you call a cow with three legs?
tri-tip
how does a butcher introduce his wife?
meet
[meat] patty.
H-D 