Favorite Quotes
 

"King Kong, ain't got sh*t on me!"

Squidward from SpongeBob Squarepants:
I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.

I beleive it was Jason Kidd one time that said, "I'm going to turn this team around 360*". :wtf: It's funny, at least to me, Because he would have the team going in the same direction they were already going.

"life sucks, and then you die."

not the exact quote, but something to the effect of:
"there are two things in life that are certain: death and taxes"

"Sell crazy some place else. We're all stocked up here."-- Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets

Be true for truth is immortal-Mary Baker Eddy

"For the love of God, my anus is bleeding!"

:wtf: hahahaha, that's pretty good

It's from Don Hertzfeld's Rejected Cartoons.

if you were a hermaphrodite, could you impregnate yourself?

meet the parents
 

i have nipples focker,can you milk me? :D

hahaha

"no poor, dumb bastard, ever won a war, for dying for his country. he won it, but making the other poor, dumb bastard, die for his country."

-- Patton

best cartoon

EVER