Men are like.......
 

okay look I can laugh at myself! :) disclaimer: if anyone says this is sexist blah blah i will go through your computer screen and rip your voice box out! ;) and half of them are true lol........

1. Men are like Laxatives They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...... Commercials You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like Government Bonds They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

hahaha great.

Either that or they are gay :cool:

4.Meh! I don't need men ;) Been single for a while now and I happen to like it.

LOL. Yeah, those are all like me. :D


H-D :pimp:

Hide, those were awesome!! Thanks for the laugh.

13.9.6.3.12. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :smokin:

why cant women ever find attractive sensitive men?

because they all have boyfriends

HAAAAAAAAAA I Guess I dont know Really :D Im So In Love With Myself That There Has Been Lit Time To Love Anything Else :D

Those were great Aussie!! LOL!

Oh yea, we do!

lol i had a good laugh at that one as well.......

true true

Hahahaha...I love those. Thanks, Hide!

Very true !!!!! :rolleyes: Very Good!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Good one Aussie!!!!

Reminds me of the joke:
All bad things have "men" , "guy" or "his" in them....

Mental Illness
Menstrual Cramps
Mental Breakdown
Menopause
"Guy"nocologist
Historectamy