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The top 10 reasons God created women
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The 10 Top Reasons God Created Woman God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions. > > God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.) > > God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment. > > God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself. > > God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage. > > God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth. > > As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools. > > Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault. > > As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone." > > And the No. 1 reason of all . . . > > God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that" |
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: I Think Were All A Pain In The Ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL. That's awesome.
Have you ever heard the joke that says women came first? When God created Eve, he originally gave her three boobs. One day, she asked God why he gave her three, and that only two were necessary. So, God removed the center boob and threw in off into a bush somewhere. Later, she asked God to make her a man so she wouldn't be so bored. To that, God said, "OK. Now where did I put that useless boob." (Think about it. You'll get it.) :D H-D :pimp: |
:laugh: Nooo Joke I Like Read Some Where There Was This Chick That Was Born With 3
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I love these!!! I'm showing them to my husband. :D
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Yes, I'm getting a kick out of them myself. Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh.
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........make me a sandwich
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...........bite me, Jon. :D ;)
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hehe :angel:
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LOL, ANYBODY WANT TO JOIN A FEMINIST GROUP NOW? MEN ARE EVIL.
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okay girls you've had your laugh at our expense, now its time to get back to the kitchen and grab me a beer! ;)
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, :cheers:, Its On Me, Nobody Else Would Be That Stupid To Gooooooooooo, And Grab You One :D
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yay thanks sis and while you're at it grab a few for the other guys as well! ;) girls may be more attractive and better communicators but can girls do these things? read maps? lol drive? ;) pee standing up? no didn't think so..... |
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